dried up fishstick

when a woman fails to take care of her coochie cobs

“Maddie, you’re a used dried up fishstick”

by sophalicious May 24, 2022

dried oranges

A veiled suggestion for the initiation of swinging festivities.

Theat couple in the kitchen looks really juicy. We should make dried oranges.

by Badonkadonk.slim February 4, 2023

dried flower

A person who shows signs of endurance, strength, and resilience in the face of adversity.

She's like a dried flower I admire her.

by Shakedawg07 June 11, 2023

dried off

Getting beat in a fight really really bad

Person 1: "have you seen the footage from the Mike Tyson v Evander Holyfield fight?"
Person 2: "yeah Mike was punching him so hard Holyfields sweat was going everywhere."
Person 1: "for sure, Holyfield got dried off"

by rustypotat May 5, 2024

Dried Twink

A term used to describe an old, skinny, hairless, gay man.

Is your grandfather a Dried Twink?

by Bad3gg January 26, 2025

freeze dried

The act of consuming alcohol, marijuana, and mushrooms all at the same time.

Cody: Man, I just chased that mushroom with a shot of fireball!
Dennis: And you're high as balls!
Schuyler: Dude you're so freeze dried

by R!ff Raff July 1, 2014

freeze dried hippie

Normally, a person who seems to be stuck in the past. This person wants to stay in the "good ol' days." This person may also think of himself as appealing to the younger audience. You may spot one once in a while. They usually have a braided pony tail in his gray hair and may wear clothing styles of today. If not, he wears anything that he may consider "hip" or "cool" which may not be true.

My father is a freeze dried hippie! This is so embarrassing! I wish he would just get through the fact that times have changed!

by casmay26 May 10, 2008