A female going to a male's residence for sex after he calls her to come over. The formality of a date is skipped and she is treated like a delivery person--but instead of food or furniture, she is delivering sexual services.
Man at 2am: "Hey Greta, come on over here and we can watch TV"
Woman: "Hell No! I ain't 'pussy delivery!'"
Woman: "Hell No! I ain't 'pussy delivery!'"
by teasergg November 15, 2010
Get the pussy delivery mug.Probably one of the worst jobs ever, and one of the lowest paid. If you don't know the Delivery area by heart, or have a GPS in your car, you'll constantly get lost. Especially at night. Customers get pissed if you're late, sometimes people don't answer the door, and you'll never get good tips. It's a job you won't make any profit from. Most Pizza Delivery drivers have to use their own cars, and pay for their own gas. So whatever tips you do get, you'll end up spending them on gas. Washing dishes is another responsibility for drivers too, while they are waiting for their next delivery. Avoid this type of work for the sake of your own sanity.
Mark the Pizza Delivery driver makes 6 bucks an hour, and got lost on his way to some house in the middle of nowhere. But when he found it an hour later the people didn't even answer the door.
by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011
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Bovine delivery is a euphemism for have a cow. Everyone knows that in this day and age of the spin that every negative thing must be given a positive spin. Thanks to The Shrub and his merry band of spin doctors for making it obligatory to create a euphemism for have a cow.
When James Frey learned of the investigative expose done by The Smoking Gun he experienced bovine delivery.
by MsLi February 1, 2006
Get the bovine delivery mug.When you do doggy style with the girl's arms folded and laying on them. As you both get close to finishing, she starts to orgasm so you pull out and put it in her ass and come as you finger her and play with her clit.
James: Dude i gave my girl and backdoor delivery last night.
Kevin: Sweet dude. I got raped by Brian Peppers. I cried alot
Kevin: Sweet dude. I got raped by Brian Peppers. I cried alot
by BahBahBlackBitch June 2, 2009
Get the Backdoor Delivery mug.A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.
The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.
by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003
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Get the delivery girl mug.Ejaculating on a fish, and then slapping a woman with said fish. Usually accompanied by the stating of the titular phrase.
Scene: HUSBAND comes home from work and kisses WIFE on cheek.
HUSBAND: Honey, why do you smell like fish?
WIFE: It definitely isn't because our Puerto Rican pool-boy gave me a Finnish Delivery.
HUSBAND: Honey, why do you smell like fish?
WIFE: It definitely isn't because our Puerto Rican pool-boy gave me a Finnish Delivery.
by A.D.Allison May 17, 2008
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