Deal

It means; Deal with it; Go cry about it.

Him: I didn’t get the kitty last night smh.
Her: Deal.

by Eamxol March 18, 2023

Deal

Distribute (cards) to players in a systematic rotation during a game or round.

The last hand's cards were dealt.

by Arminkshipper June 6, 2024

Deal with the devil

An illegal transaction that may lead to uncertain circumstances causing trials and tribulations. Also known as: To Make a Deal with The Devil, you must be willing to sell your soul for a transaction.

“I heard he died during a drug transaction!?”

“He basically made a deal with the Devil with his choices.”

by @lady_devil_13 July 10, 2019

Deal Wank

The post deal 'handshake' that a salesman enjoys following the signing of a contract.

"Where did Leroy go in such a hurry?"

"He just signed a contract worth $20,000, he'll be in the bog knocking out a deal wank!"

by Les Miserables October 21, 2011

Deal-dough

A reference to Chad wardens pronunciation of "dildo".

You tryin to say the WII is better than dat PS-Triple? C'mon now the wii, that just looks like a deal-dough

by Chadwardenbeballin3 October 19, 2010

deal or no deal

A reality tv show on NBC that requires no skill, in which contestants merely choose briefcases at random. Recently, NBC demonstrated this by airing an episode where a monkey earned more money than a human contestant who was given the same setup of briefcases.

EX. 1
Host Howie: "Deal or no deal?"

Contestant: MOoohhahaH monkey sounds

EX. 2
Bill: Yeah, and to imagine I won it all on a game show.
Jim: Which one?
Bill: Deal or no deal?
Jim: Oh, the one that requires no skill.

by punkyBrewster January 14, 2009

Deal a deuce

To have a bowel movement, to go "number 2"

"Dude, my stomach hurts from all those slim jims, I gotta go deal a deuce.

by The_paperboy July 6, 2012