She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)

(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*

by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019

the daredevil bj

at a seedy bar wait for an unsuspecting female to head to the bathroom give her a minute to get settled then sneak in and bust in the stall with ur pecker in hand and attempt a forcefeeding, if she goes for it ur in like flynn, if not u got a head start cause her pants are down and you better roll like evil keneval!!!! and yell arriba' as you streak the bar!!!!!

This is my go to, cuz i'm a real nut for the daredevil bj

by Mister Wonderful July 28, 2009

darkdata

is amazingly attractive, and you definately want in his pants. 100% wooting guaranteed.

darkdata

by a11ison August 19, 2009

darkdemon

A pivot forum known for its high standards. contains elite and veteran animators including TRGG, Jon, Bert, Elmo, p2k, Justin, Gameslave, Lemonade, Stimpy, Sharpshooter, FrozenFire, NMH, Brad, Nev, and many more.

Due to the uprise of Darkdemon, more animators got noticed by people.

by TheCM June 22, 2008

Dorked

A negative corporate outcome of a failed M&A transaction.

This company has been dorked!

by idman June 21, 2009

daredevil boffin

someone who always seems 2 get the highest score in maths even whilst suffering from beubonic plague. however when out of school they lead a secret double life where they do crazy stunts with fellow daredevil boffins. such as bungee jumping off the mensa headquarters and running in front of cars screaming algebra sums.

you'd never have guessed that old archibald fitz-geek was a daredevil boffin!

by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

dorked up

another way of saying something is all fucked up, but with an added twist instead of a traditional penis this cock is hairy.

Johnson, you are all dorked up!

by Francis Manley August 8, 2006