dickle wing

1) n. Tying a feather to the penis in order to tickle a woman.

2) v. The act of tickling a woman with a feather tied to the penis.

1) Hold on. I'm putting my dickle wing on.

2) I'm gonna dickle wing you all night.

by ThreGuysFromThatPlace May 6, 2009

ice dickle

a phenomenon in colder climates where a man pees outdoors in the winter time and it is so cold that the urine freezes as it leaves the penis, up into the urethra, making an icicle out of his dick.

Jerry took a leak on that tree last January and got an ice dickle.

by joeboticus January 4, 2010

Dankle

A dick that hits your ankle.

An enormous penis that runs down your thigh and reaches your ankle.

Girl's at a club: "That guy looks like he has dankle budge"

or

In Bed: "Wow, you have a dankle *gasp*"

or

Whisper Song: "Wait till' you see my dankle

by Dominican Doctor September 28, 2012

dicklexic

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.

For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."

by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006

Dickless Bastard

Someone that gets caught talking shit about his friends and they cut off his penis.

"Mike is such a dickless bastard."

by yanks1194 June 5, 2009

monkey dacker

Mid-Atlantic vernacular for members of a fishing message board who for the most part talk alot of shit and dont actually fish much.

Refugees from "the Other Place".

Those who quiver at the sound of "She who cannot be named".

Goodgrief is the quintessential Monkey Dacker

by Pasture_denizen September 16, 2008

Dickless

1)No Balls
2)Someone who has no dick
3)Pussy little sissy boy

Bill, you are a "Dickless" coward, grow a dick.

Tim, you no balls fuck.. First things first. I know you have a dick, but you need to get a new one. Only this time, get one that has some balls attached to it.

by Jello December 17, 2004