cryptomiserate

/ˈkriptōˈmizəˌrāt/

verb

express or feel sympathy or pity for losses in crypto investing; sympathize with crypto losses.

"Bill lectured Warren about not being able to express sympathy for and cryptomiserate with Sam and Brian on their unfortunate loss of billions during this crypto crash."

by Rick Bloom June 29, 2022

cryptomiseration

cryp·to·mis·er·a·tion
/ˈkriptōˈmizəˈrāSH(ə)n/

noun

sympathy and sorrow for the crypto misfortunes and losses of others;

"Elon tried to make Changpeng feel better about losing billions during the crypto crash in what is now a very public display of cryptomiseration."

by Rick Bloom June 29, 2022

cryptonosology

the study of diseases of unknown or obscure causes. It aims at discovering the causes of such diseases in the future.

Cryptonosology may open avenues for further progess in medical science.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2010

Crypticism

the act of passing judgment as to how cryptic someone is being.

Jack's creativity in chatting often met with crypticism from those who read it.

by surfdturf4u November 15, 2011

cryptosecurity

A financial security backed by cryptographic technology

Because shares in the company gave rights to company profits, and the shares were traded on the block chain, Joan's coin was a cryptosecurity

by happy_clown_capital November 27, 2017

cryptonimby

Someone that is terribly, terribly offended at the very thought of being accused of being a NIMBY, but refuses on the grounds of "reasonable concerns" to allow any development in their area.

"OMG. The Traffic!"

"Been studied. It will be fine."

"OMG. The Sewage!"

"We're only using 1/3 of what we have."

"OMG! My view!"

"Of what? You won't even be able see it through your trees."

"Why are you being this way?"

"Because you're a total cryptonimby"

by Al Benedict October 26, 2018

cryptonight

What your undertaker-beau sorrowfully tells you when he is obliged to decline your request for a "moonlight stroll" because he has an urgent job in the burial-cellar of the monastery that will likely keep him busy till well past midnight. A really "heavy" statement that totally "weighs you down" emotionally, but what are ya gonna do?

My main squeeze unexpectedly hadda assist da local priest in giving last rights to a recently-deceased fellow member of the clergy in the church basement this evening, and so he was obliged to sadly shake his head and tearfully tell me, "cryptonight". He did manage to get done with said job a bit earlier than he'd expected, though, and so he was eventually able to race home and change and then come and pick me up, after all; due to the late hour, we couldn't have a full-length date like we normally would, of course, but at least we still got to stretch out on the quiet wharf for half an hour, savoring the soft lapping of the waves on the pilings, and gazing up at all da friendly twinkling stars.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018