crapster

a replacement for oh snap, crap, shit. Showing disappointment (1), forgetfullness (2), other?(3)

(1) Crapster I got a C on the science test.
(2) I forgot my homework crapsterz*.
(3) crapsterz* (randomness!)

*Crapster and Crapsterz is the same word, except for the added z at the end. Pronounced Crap-ster-z.

by Coach is to dye for! December 5, 2005

ChatMaster

A ChatMaster is an expert troll. Quite possibly the greatest troll. He is skilled in slaying other troll and claiming their bridges as their own. Do not involve yourself with a ChatMaster for they are unpredictable.

He smoked 8 scrubs today like a chatmaster

by Findpeacewithginger June 23, 2017

cremaster

Your fucking nutsack

Fuck my cremaster is chaffed

by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007

Crudmaster

He Who Likes the Fat ones thinks there is more Cushion for the pushion

God Lord look at that Crudmaster and the 500 pound bitch

by bob December 30, 2003

cardmaster

A peadophile who performs magic tricks in front of training group!

Cardmaster: "Heres an 8 of diamonds that you picked!"
Trainee: "Dude, I picked the 4 of clubs"

by Cardmaster fan 1 October 9, 2007

Clanmasterbs

An Internet Boss(maybe irl who knows)

Oh shit is that Clanmasterbs?

by HmmMe October 27, 2011

craptastrophe

When something goes terribly wrong and makes a gigantic mess that, typically, one individual is left to clean up. As parents of babies and small children know, this phrase has a literal meaning. Small children occasionally have explosive bowel movements which, literally, leaves poo everywhere. This phrase is also a family-friendly replacement to "sh*$ hit the fan," which presumably is only a figurative statement.

1. Johnny woke up in the middle of the night with a stomach bug. It was a real craptastrophe!

There was a craptastrophe at work. My project completely disappeared from my computer.

by ProfDAR September 24, 2014