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Valve can't count to three

The fact that Valve (Game creators) can't count to three but can to 4,5,6 etc. popularized by the fact that the third Half-Life game wasn't Half-Life 3 but Half-Life 2:Episode 1
John:Hey! Can't wait till Portal 3 comes out!
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.
by CarTroll September 28, 2011
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grief counselor

term used by educators to describe a psychologist,social worker,or any person with a box of kleenex who arrives at the school in the aftermath of an unfortunate event.
When a freak bunsen burner accident singed the moustaches of a male and two female students, the high school called in a grief counselor.
by sheila in the car January 31, 2010
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Final countdown theory

The theory that, no matter where you are, if you shout out "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!" someone, somewhere will repond with "Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh" I.e. The sound of the music which immediately follows the lyric.
John: Hey Mark, wanna try out the final countdown theory?
Mark: But we're in an old people's home!
John: So what, it'll still work!
Mark: Alright fine then, "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!"
Voice in the distance: Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh
John: HOLY SHIT OLD MAN, YOU ARE JUST THE COOLEST.
by greenie29892 April 10, 2010
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counterballs

When you foresee someone is going to troll you online and you troll them first.
Counterballs dude! I thought he was going to get you. Well played.
by Kenar9 February 17, 2022
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Count Choculitis

Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )
Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
by Toby Flenderson is a beast February 27, 2009
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hard counter

A strategy that utterly dominates another strategy, leaving no question of the outcome.

Compare to soft counter. In a soft counter, the strategy being countered can still be victorious through skill or luck. There is no chance of this when a hard counter is used.
1) Rock-paper-scissors: Rock hard counters scissors, scissors hard counters paper, etc. There is no situation in which scissors will beat rock.

2) In most strategy games, tanks will hard-counter infantry without anti-tank weapons. A rifleman with an M1 stands no chance whatsoever against a Kraut riding the MG42 on top of a Tiger.
by Hober Short December 12, 2011
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Counterjerk

The counterjerk is counter reaction to a circlejerk. It occurs when people get too annoyed with a circlejerk and join together with like-minded people to oppose and ridicule the circlejerk. If successful, the counterjerk can overtake the original circlejerk in influence and become a new circlejerk.
For every circlejerk there is an equal and opposite counterjerk.
by SwiperXE September 3, 2017
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