Phrase used to impart a feeling of ease onto a hectic situation. (When used in a truly hectic situation, it can often be assumed that nothing is under control at all.)
by NeNay April 24, 2004
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Although such dents are common among cars with new drivers(who often drive corollas), it might as well be a factory option.
Although such dents are common among cars with new drivers(who often drive corollas), it might as well be a factory option.
Thank goodness I already have a Corolla Dent! Now I won't feel so bad when I bang up my car for the first time.
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a rule meant to prevent the unnecessary wastes of time waiting on another person who is woefully and unrepentantly inconsiderate
The cuauhtemock corollary is as follows: If two parties agree to meet at a certain time and one party does not show up, the aggrieved party shall wait no longer than 15 minutes. After 15 minutes with no form of communication from the late party it will be assumed said party is deceased and the aggrieved will be free to leave said meeting place and carry on with their day.
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/kənˈtrōlˈəˈɡärk/
noun
1. An extremely wealthy individual with the power to influence or direct people's behavior or the course of events.
2. A wealthy person, usually a billionaire, who wants to force people to change their behavior i.e. through mandatory health policies, digital identification, climate change policies, and other top-down coercions.
3. A person who seeks to monopolize and dominate markets and industries via hostile takeovers of small- and medium-size businesses.
4. The type of person who flies to the annual World Economic Forum confab in Davos, Switzerland on a private jet only to tell everyone else on the planet that they need to eat bugs in order to prevent cow farts from contributing to climate change.
5. The type of person who uses words like "sustainable development" and "family planning" to control the population by decreasing fertility rates.
6. The type of person who uses terms like "misinformation" and "disinformation" and "hate speech" to control what the public is allowed to say.
7. The type of person who got extremely rich during the pandemic while advocating for lockdowns and mandates that made everyone else poorer and their homebound children dumber.
Examples of Controligarchs: Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Laurene Powell Jobs, Elon Musk, Michael Bloomberg, Oprah, David Rockefeller and the Rockefeller Foundation, Zbigniew Brzezinski, Richard Branson, Larry Fink and BlackRock.
/kənˈtrōlˈəˈɡärk/
noun
1. An extremely wealthy individual with the power to influence or direct people's behavior or the course of events.
2. A wealthy person, usually a billionaire, who wants to force people to change their behavior i.e. through mandatory health policies, digital identification, climate change policies, and other top-down coercions.
3. A person who seeks to monopolize and dominate markets and industries via hostile takeovers of small- and medium-size businesses.
4. The type of person who flies to the annual World Economic Forum confab in Davos, Switzerland on a private jet only to tell everyone else on the planet that they need to eat bugs in order to prevent cow farts from contributing to climate change.
5. The type of person who uses words like "sustainable development" and "family planning" to control the population by decreasing fertility rates.
6. The type of person who uses terms like "misinformation" and "disinformation" and "hate speech" to control what the public is allowed to say.
7. The type of person who got extremely rich during the pandemic while advocating for lockdowns and mandates that made everyone else poorer and their homebound children dumber.
Examples of Controligarchs: Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Laurene Powell Jobs, Elon Musk, Michael Bloomberg, Oprah, David Rockefeller and the Rockefeller Foundation, Zbigniew Brzezinski, Richard Branson, Larry Fink and BlackRock.
Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and other Controligarchs in Silicon Valley are a different breed than the oligarchs in Russia. Yes, they're insanely rich but unlike the oligarchs in corrupt countries around the world, the Controligarchs want to use their power and money to dominate every aspect of your life.
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My school has gum control. It's dumb. No gum aloud. They tell us to spit it out but usually everyone pops another one back in.
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