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Bowl clanker

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.
"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"
by Moist genitals May 21, 2019
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Cranked On

A turn used by most HBCU's Marching Bands.

When two HBCU's Marching Band go against each other and one is clearly louder then the other band, then the other band, who is not as loud, would have been cranked on.
Man, Jackson Cranked on TSU at the Southern Heritage classics this year.
by CaptainGarbage December 1, 2009
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Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..
What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous
by joey kelsey arie August 7, 2011
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clarked

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.
by anonymous May 7, 2005
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clacked up

You and your friend are going to get clacked up.
by Kenny Doss January 10, 2008
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cranked

Similar to getting crunk. It is to commense drinking, smoking, sniffing, etc. Anything that causes some type of "high" can be considered as to cause cranking.
What the fuck man??!! I'm on my fifth cup of Bud and you haven't started! Man get the cranking!!!! So we can all get cranked!
by Pablo S. February 12, 2004
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clanker tits

"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."
by Fenske2009 February 18, 2009
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