Circumcision 

Circumcision Purpose - Disappearance of smegma, reduced phallus height if done earlier at age.

Circumcised Phallus for Sexual Orientation - is to penetrate the hole normally all in requires no pain from woman’s cervix, less savagery more on soft and pleasurable complete functioning.

CIRCUMCISION

During Sexual Interaction

Her: So this is how Circumcised Phallus works, exact to my delight spot.
Him: Yeah, It’s more gratifying when fully saturated.

Circumcision by NewCreations September 24, 2024

Circumcision 

Originally introduced to the US in the 1800s as a way to prevent masturbation, bed wetting, and insanity, infant circumcision is a form of genital cutting that people still rationalize to this day. It is so embedded in our culture that people do it to their sons without giving it much thought.

It is often referred to as just a “little snip.” People who say this are either lying or have never actually seen a circumcision. Baby’s foreskins are fused to the head of their dick and during a circumcision, the doctor has to surgically rip the foreskin off from the head. It’s a graphic, bloody procedure. People like to take an “out of sight, out of mind” approach to it though and pretend that it’s something it’s not.

Person one 1: circumcision is just a little snip

Person 2: have you ever seen a circumcision take place?

Person 1: hell no

Person 2: then how do you know that it's just a little snip?

Person 1: well, everyone does it so it must be ok

Circumcision by Tayl0r30 March 31, 2024

circumcision 

Cutting off the top of the male genital for religious, rare medical, or puritanical(anti-masturbation) reasons.

Paul: Masturbating is great!
Tim: Masturbating is impossible for me, my parents decided I should have a circumcision because of some bogus a corn flakes nuthead made up.

circumcision by fjolfberg June 14, 2024

circumcision related grief 

Grief or depression from being Circumcised. Most cases relate to sensitivity, either to the lack of sensitivity as a result of the foreskin's removal or to the overabundance of sensitivity due to the lack of a protective layer. Cases of Circumcision Related Grief range from mild to extreme, and side effects include but are not limited to: intrusive thoughts, rage, depression, homicidal ideation, suicidal ideation, homicidal actions, suicidal actions. If you or a loved one are experiencing Circumcision Related Grief, there are several online communities which can provide a much needed support network for like minded and similarly afflicted individuals - know that you are not alone.

Overcome by Circumcision Related Grief, my every waking moment was consumed with thoughts of what was taken from me at birth.

circumcision related grief by 32ozSoftDrink January 5, 2020

circumcision sandwich 

A sandwich of which consists of the foreskin of a circumcised penis on rye bread with mayonnaise drizzled over the top.

A diet consisting of only circumcision sandwiches is more effective then the subway diet.

circumcision sandwich by Cockeyedbob December 1, 2017

circumcision of fire 

A very difficult introduction to a new job or activity. Like a baptism of fire but it hurts more.

"Hey Nik, how's your new job going?"
"Ah man, I'm struggling.. its truly a circumcision of fire"

circumcision of fire by Trikkinikki5hah August 17, 2022

circumcision envy

A condition suffered by men who have not been circumcised. Firstly they have to wash their penises longer in the shower, secondly there's a far greater chance of a zipper mishap and thirdly (most importantly) because circumcised men get laid far more often ....... women just find it impossible to say no when there's 10% off !!

Lee felt a sudden pang of circumcision envy as he watched the girls wait in line to bag a piece of arran

circumcision envy by buggaluggs October 2, 2009