walking cigar

A person who smells like smoke because of someone else's smoking habits. This condition is so bad that you can smell it from halfway across a school! The "walking cigar" is usually a fat person, which is why he is called the walking cigar and not the walking cigarette. He usually has no friends but still thinks he is cool. You will probably inhale some third degree smoke, so you'd better stay away from the walking cigar.

Guy 1: Eww can you smell that?!
Guy 2: Man, I think it's Jordan again, he's a walking cigar!

by *THAT* one guy April 20, 2014

trick cigar

A bowel movement that starts solid then suddenly explodes towards the end in a loud rapport of less solid or liquid feces.

I was mortified when my silent shit became a trick cigar while my date was outside the door of the bathroom.

by Cabe April 29, 2005

Mexican cigar

(n.) A large, cigar-shaped joint. Named for the fact that marijuana is a large Mexican export.

Man 1: Would you care for a Cuban cigar?
Man 2: I'll stick with my Mexican cigar, thanks.

by El_Señor September 7, 2010

bum cigar

Turd formed when arse cheeks are so tight as to elongate it to resemble a cigar

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Cuban cigar

A safe for work term used when referring to your penis!

Hey guess what..I gave my wife that cuban cigar she was asking for yesterday! And she didn't wanna take it outta her mouth!

Or * man pat you look happy today?
Pat: yeah man gave my wife took her cuban cigar this morning and thorough enjoyed it*

by Hom2436 January 23, 2018

PINK CIGAR

another name given to a man's schlong.

damn, that biatch knows how to smoke a pink cigar!!!

by darryl e January 29, 2004

Swedish cigar

When you fuck a girl in the ass without a condom, and right before you come you stick it in her mouth.

Damn, I gave Janine a Swedish cigar to smoke last night.

by ihavetocomeupwithastupidname? March 12, 2010