Chapped to bits

Overly enthusiastic and excited to do something in the near future.

When asked if Mike was excited to go to the gender reveal party, he replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021

Chapped

Verb. The action of being scooped by a hand instead of a fist bump when you requested for one.

A: Give me a bump
B: (Scoop the fist instead)
A: Ohno! I got chapped.

by Sakupao October 10, 2023

im chapped

in other words CHAPPED or CHAPTER... meanin broke as hell...dont have nothin...its over
...IT DEPENDS ON HOW U USE IT...

say u got five dollars i can borrow til tomorrow to eat, IM CHAPPED right now!!!

say homie u CHAPTER...u drunk as hell!!!

by shawt stuff March 26, 2010

wind chapped

The generally horrible feeling on your face and hands when traveling outdoors in cold weather, causing a "chapped" and ashy texture all over. Generally cureable by covering the diseased areas with chapstick.

Billy bikes to class every morning and always gets wind chapped on his face and hands.

by Wind Chapped Billy January 17, 2018

Get chapped

Get chapped meaning to be trolled or let down by a friend.

Paul, "Hey guys can someone pick me up tomorrow"
Conor, "sure friend"
Doesn't pick his friend up and leaves him waiting.

Conor then texts Paul knowing well that he was never going to pick him up and leaves him a text message saying, "get chapped... Cunt. Lol"

by Ginkel June 15, 2022

champeer

Champagne (preferably cheap), that has sat out all night at a party so it ages a bit more and tastes more like beer. Should be consumed at room temperature as you wake up, hung over, at 1 p.m.

Note: When orange juice is added, the mixture is known as champeerosa.

Sally: Ooo my head hurts....I really need some hair of the dog. Did we drink everything?

Jill: Nah, we got some champeer. Down it.

by Scookums January 27, 2008

Chapped-lips-stick

On a hot sweaty windy summer’s day, moisture builds in the crotch of a female, in order to bring moisture back she uses chapped-lips-stick.

It was hot as fuck at the street fair, my pussy is sweating, anyone got some of that chapped-lips-stick?

by Nipple Knockers April 3, 2022