Chair

I'm rooting for Chair because they belong together.
by Xoxo, Gossip girl January 20, 2016
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to chair

To wank aggressively in a squatting position atop a female companion in a horizontal position
To chair (verb) Joe Byrne chaired Sarah's cousin and is now being done for public masturbation
by John McGuinness November 17, 2013
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Chair

A thing that is sat on.
IT'S A CHAIR!!!
OHH!!!
IT'S A CHAIR!!!!!
It's a chaaaaair!!!
Jeez. That was a highlight
by asdafadasgaa August 19, 2008
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in chair

The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.

Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
by Sundae May 28, 2006
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Chaired

Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives
Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub
by Aldoism October 03, 2016
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chairness

From plato's republic. A word of the "day" in Academic Decathlon.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.
The chairness of this bee is at an improbability of imaginary one.
by Alex Nye April 25, 2005
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Chairing

Charing is a combination of chair and sharing. The saying goes sharing is caring so this is when you grab a seat for your friend to sit down in cause you care about their comfort. Or when you let someone else sit in the same seat as you and share the seat to be nice to them.
Kelly: "I saw Matt and Anna charing last night at the party".
Gigi: "disgusting she's a slut, I knew something was going on between them.

Gubs: "here you go bro". (puts chair down for his friend with no seat)
Steve: "thanks for chairing bro".
Gubs: "I got you"
by Gods Dog July 22, 2021
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