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Chair

A chair is a thing you sit your ass on instead of sitting on the floor
Imma sit my ass on that chair
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Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades)
Bruh, I mistook your chair for a toilet and I shat on it...
by The rat from steam August 9, 2021
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Chair

A thing that is sat on.
IT'S A CHAIR!!!
OHH!!!
IT'S A CHAIR!!!!!
It's a chaaaaair!!!
Jeez. That was a highlight
by asdafadasgaa October 13, 2008
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in chair

The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.

Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
by Sundae May 30, 2006
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Chaired

Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives
Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub
by Aldoism October 2, 2016
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chairness

From plato's republic. A word of the "day" in Academic Decathlon.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.
The chairness of this bee is at an improbability of imaginary one.
by Alex Nye April 24, 2005
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Chair

Were you sit your butt down when your tired or just to lazy to do anything.
"Hey kid take a seat in that chair and we may begin..."
"Ok."
by Black Dragon! September 13, 2015
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