Sledding Human Centipede

When forming a chain of 3 or more sleds and sledding down a huge hill and having an epic crash at the end. Sounds like a cool idea but in the end everyone gets destroyed. Thus follows the plot of the Human Centipede.

Steve: "Dude, we should all get together and sled down in one chain"

Kyle: "A Sledding Human Centipede. Not trying to go to the Er."

Steve: "Pussy"

by Da real Adler Smith trick February 22, 2011

Human Centipede

Eating someones ass while someone else eats yours

"Yo last night me and my girl had a human Centipede with the neighbor"

by War_ren_peace April 13, 2017

The Human Centipede

Sexual position in which three or more people assemble single file, on all fours and place their faces in the person in front's butt cheeks. Each person in the chain then proceeds to deficate into the following person's mouth, with the last person ending the chain with their's falling to the floor.

Thus completing the Human Centipede.

Guy #1: Bro, picked up two hookers the other day and they asked me to be The human Centipede head.

Guy #2: What the fuck?! Did you do it?

Guy #1: ...

by Reke August 28, 2013

The Republican Centipede

The Republican Centipede is the self sustaining propaganda cycle where one right-wing pundit's crap is eaten as truth and recycled into another's waiting mouth. Unlike the "The Human Centipede" of film fame, The Republican Centipede is circular, an ass to mouth daisy chain made up of 50% of the nation.

This "Birther" nonsense is just another piece of crap in The Republican Centipede.

by Franklin Delano Roosevagina April 27, 2011

Human Centipede

Morphed from the film and interpreted into a realisation. A term used to describe suck ass management structures and what you have to do other than put the kneepads on and suck cock to suck-seed, or bend over a barrel and get fucked up the ass and expecte to suck the shit dick afterwards.

That fuck tard is now paid on higher wages for a that management position that wasn’t advertised. Doesn't he realise he’s now on the ass end of that Human Centipede.

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020

to feed the centipede

1. A phrasal verb with the meaning to go to the W.C. and do number two. Inspired by the dutch horror film "The Human Centipede."

2. To literally feed your pet centipede.

E.g. 1:

Man: Argh! That indian food's going right through me. Be right back, I have to feed the centipede.
Bystander: Lol what?

E.g. 2:

Man: I'm sorry Carol but I have to hang up, it's time to feed the centipede.

by Caudimordax August 13, 2010

Human Centipede

Sexual position in which three people perform anal on each other in a single file line. This can be performed with either three guys or two guys and one girl. (not permitting dildos)

Dude me and Bill totally did a human centipede with Amy last night!

by Young freckle April 19, 2011