Withered Carrot

A reward that has been presented and withdrawn so many times as to become undesirable

Man, that Casino project has hit the street so many times it looks like a withered carrot

by bj63 April 29, 2011

Arse Carrots

When one goes to a farmers market or large supermarket with the intention of buying large quantities of long, skinny, withered looking cheap carrots. The soul intention of this purchase is not to make a stew or soup, but to place the carrots up one's rectum for self pleasure. Each carrot needs to be placed in the garbage after one use, hence why large quantities are purchased.

"Hey Stuart whats with that large bag of carrots you have just bought?. Are you making a lovely carrot soup this evening?"

"No Steve, these carrots are not of a high quality, so soup is out of the question. I have bought these to I can insert them in my bottom"

"Ohh I see, I must remember to get some Arse Carrots myself when I am next at the Supermarket"

by El_Web October 24, 2012

bent carrot

Another term for Peyronie's Disease, a treatable (albeit embarrassing) condition that causes a man's erection to curve unnaturally. Most often associated with Xiaflex, a medication used to treat Peyronie's.

It's perfectly normal to have a bent carrot, but an unusual bend or bump that bothers you may be a sign of Peyronie's Disease.

by The Carrot Man December 25, 2021

Snap your Carrot

A slang term used to indicate when a male masturbates.

EXAMPLE 1:
June: "Hey, Wally... Wally... W A L L Y ! !"
Wally: "Jesus Christ, Mom, What?"
June: "Are you gonna help me or are you just gonna sit around all day and snap your carrot?"

EXAMPLE 2:
Ward: "June, have you seen Wally?"
June: "I think he went upstairs to snap his carrot."

by Barn Breath January 1, 2017

The horny carrot

A sexual move where you hide a carrot in a room and you proceed to have sexual intercorse(preferably from behind)in that room you will sneakily take the carrot and shove it in the anus of your sexual partner and then take off running

Tyler- I pulled the horny carrot on that sexy girl the other day

by Barry mccockener March 24, 2019

Brodie Eating Carrots

A truly superior being who consumes only carrots in the holiest manor. We as humans do not deserve to be amongst him.

Did you pay homage to Brodie eating carrots?
Who’s the dark shadow in my room at night. Oh, that’s Brodie eating carrots.

by Shygvy March 15, 2022

dirty bag of carrots

Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.

She's not the best looking girl in here, but she certainly looks like a dirty bag of carrots.

by 68guns March 18, 2009