5 definitions by Barn Breath
EXAMPLE 1:
June: "Hey, Wally... Wally... W A L L Y ! !"
Wally: "Jesus Christ, Mom, What?"
June: "Are you gonna help me or are you just gonna sit around all day and snap your carrot?"
EXAMPLE 2:
Ward: "June, have you seen Wally?"
June: "I think he went upstairs to snap his carrot."
June: "Hey, Wally... Wally... W A L L Y ! !"
Wally: "Jesus Christ, Mom, What?"
June: "Are you gonna help me or are you just gonna sit around all day and snap your carrot?"
EXAMPLE 2:
Ward: "June, have you seen Wally?"
June: "I think he went upstairs to snap his carrot."
by Barn Breath January 1, 2017
by Barn Breath July 24, 2017
Houdini Sex: While you're with your girlfriend, passionately banging her from behind, you have one of your buddies slip in and take your place without her knowing. Then you sneak outside, run up to the bedroom window and yell, "TAA DAA!"
"Dude! You're gonna love this: Last night I had Houdini Sex with Jane and my buddy, Tom. When I went outside and yelled ‘TAA DAA!' her mouth was all like, dropped open and her eyes were fuckin' HUGE! Next thing I know she turned pale and ended up shitting all over Tom, herself and her mother’s new carpet. I was all like, Bro! No Way! Fuckin' Houdini Sex! Woooo! We were still laughing about it this morning, but she's still uptight about it. I think I lost my GoPro in the bushes."
by Barn Breath November 20, 2015
Tyrone: "Who's that Romeo over there, I don't like the way he's talking to my girlfriend."
Dave: "He's harmless. Besides, he's not even into women."
Tyrone: "What do you mean?"
Dave: "He's into dudes, man. He's a cucka fucka."
Dave: "He's harmless. Besides, he's not even into women."
Tyrone: "What do you mean?"
Dave: "He's into dudes, man. He's a cucka fucka."
by Barn Breath December 24, 2018
Example 1:
“Jane pulled another one of her stunts yesterday. She dropped by her mom’s to say hello and then dashed out the door to go drinking with her boyfriend. Her mom ended up having to watch the little darlings for two days. Jane’s mom was pissed!"
“JANE! Pull a stunt like that again and I’ll call Child Protective Services!”
Example 2:
“Dick pulled another one of his stunts last night. When his father ran into the Downtown Book Store, Dick took off with his car.”
“DICK! If you ever pull a stunt like that again, I’ll jam a wooden fence post so far up your shit-pipe that you’ll be pulling splinters from the roof of your mouth! And watch your language, mister!”
“Jane pulled another one of her stunts yesterday. She dropped by her mom’s to say hello and then dashed out the door to go drinking with her boyfriend. Her mom ended up having to watch the little darlings for two days. Jane’s mom was pissed!"
“JANE! Pull a stunt like that again and I’ll call Child Protective Services!”
Example 2:
“Dick pulled another one of his stunts last night. When his father ran into the Downtown Book Store, Dick took off with his car.”
“DICK! If you ever pull a stunt like that again, I’ll jam a wooden fence post so far up your shit-pipe that you’ll be pulling splinters from the roof of your mouth! And watch your language, mister!”
by Barn Breath January 26, 2016