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Cottage Farter

A derogatory term used to define a homosexual male. Originated in Israel for all I know.

Meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature's exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over... wherever.

In short, a man who enjoys farting cum to celebrate him being fucked by another.
Homophobe: Would you look at that stinking COTTAGE FARTER!!
Non-Homophobe: What's wrong with you, dumbfuck? not everyone EATING cottage practices FARTING it as well.
by TomereshefF May 4, 2006
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cottage industry

It means an industry where people work out from their own homes, instead of leaving their houses to go to work in a factory or an office for the day.
Many times, now in modern times, it can refer to a family industry, where each member - even kids! - does one part of the job.
We wrote the story like a cottage industry: Betty wrote it, sent me the scripts; I illustrated it.
by Laura Dubcovsky January 31, 2009
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Cottager

A homosexual man who uses public toilets as a venue for the clandestine act of wanking or sucking off another homsexual man.

Note- homesexual acts are not wrong, or should not be seen as wrong. Just that, in the eyes of the law, exposing yourself in that manner in public is seen as criminal.
"Charlie Poole is such a cottager"

"I know, he's at it all the time in the public toilets round at Peppercorn car park". I see him waiting for blokes on the bench outside, the creep".
by ............. January 1, 2005
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Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.
Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
by maczofri December 14, 2010
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cottage grove

A very naughty sexual act depicted on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
Joe: You look like hell, did you pull another all nighter?
Keith: Cindy and I tried out that Cottage Grove thing.
Joe: Woah, what was that like?
Keith: Holy fuck man. Holy fuck.
by I suck at thinking of these... September 18, 2010
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63rd and cottage grove

In Chicago, Illinois, east branch of south green tram line ends at streets 63rd and Cottage Grove. To say that "he went to 63rd and cottage Grove" is local euphemism for: he died (went to end of line).
To say that "he went to 63rd and cottage Grove" is local euphemism for: he died (went to end of line).
by not my real namereal name September 21, 2017
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cottage cheese wings

Dude, I earned my cottage cheese wings last night.
by KY Jellie September 1, 2006
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