The Bunnings Corp

An inner circle of legend-status figures that fight crime and get laid by the hour. The Bunnings Corp is the tightest brotherhood according to human knowledge and each member is as talented and omnipotent as the last.

"The Bunnings Corp -- even I don't know who the actual members are. Are they financial, political or military leaders?"

by garfield_gets_real September 24, 2021

Bunching

1. Bunching (V.) is the act of butt sex in between two mathematicians (Bunch Buddies or Bunchers(N.)). During this sex session one of the mathematicians will yell out math functions and questions. Then the other mathematician will scream out the answer. Sometimes the answer will be unknown and in this situation the receiver will have to scream out “meh!”.

2. The act of spooning while discussing famous mathematicians from history such Euler or Newton and many more.

3. Bunching directly results in puzzling packets of problems so difficult that they rape the minds of students, causing intense emotional pain. Problems so hard that tutors break down and cry from their inability to solve the problems, students from other classes laugh thinking the problems are jokes, and math professors are so confused they jump off of buildings.

1. Eric: oooohhhhh!!!! Yaaaaa!! How does that feel you dirty limx→a (sinx-x)/(sinx+x) !!!!!!!!
Bryan: OOOHHHHHHH!!!...........meh!!!!

2. Bryan: I really enjoyed our time together last night spooning in front of the fire and discussing Johannes Kepler's love for geometry.

3. Timmy: My mind hurts from the raping that the puzzling packet of problems caused.

Jimmy: Yeah, i heard our teachers had some serious bunching the night before they made that assignment.

by Bunchmister November 3, 2009

bunking

playing traunt, skipping school, missing lessons, can also apply to religious lessons

adam: i didnt see you in maths man?!
z: screw maths, i was bunking man, i went down my mates yard to watch the exorcist!
adam: cool!
(the next day)
teacher: z, why did you bunk maths yesterday?
z: coz i felt like it, what the hell are you gonna do?
teacher: ummm.....

by ismail February 10, 2005

Bunnings snag

The best possible food. A versatile meal that can be consumed at any time of the day. It can be found at bunnings stores in both Australia and New Zealand. It consists of a shitty piece of white bread that will instantly fall apart as soon as you try to eat it. A sausage grilled on a barbecue, that probably came in a pack of 100 from some kind of low cost warehouse. Maybe some grilled onions on it if you're a bit of a sick cunt. All for the low price of $2.50. Only old aussie and kiwi blokes go to bunnings for actual supplies.

Aaron: Oi cunt, I'm heading down to bunnings for a feed
Nathan: You better fucking get me a bunnings snag too cunt

by oicunt420 January 27, 2019

gusset bunting

1. Noun. Gusset bunting is the large flaps of labia that sometimes protrude from the edges of a girls thong or knickers (especially if said underwear is far too small for the female.)

Named after the traditional British flags draped about during times of national celebration.

1."Christ I thought that Josie was fit until I went down on her and stumbled across a veritable street party of gusset bunting decorating her panties!!!"

by Red Five October 24, 2005

bouncing on 24's

riding in a car with 24 inch chromes

We be bouncing on 24's in my Escalade pimp!

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

Bunnings Rage

The fury experienced when your local hardware store (for example, Bunnings in Australia or New Zealand) has every product except the one you came there for.

Dave, want to go get a burger?
Sorry mate, Bob went to Bunnings only to find they were out of AA batteries - his Bunnings Rage was so fierce I have to go to the police station to get him out
Good luck with that, the cops are cracking down and you're going to have to charm storm those fuckers!

by Wet Brown Dog May 7, 2014