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Blowing the Goat

When you are doing something you hate so much that you would rather have a goat penis stuck in your mouth. Or when you totally screw something up.
When Travis asked Jeremy "How do you like your new job", Jeremy replied " i'd rather be blowing the goat"

When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"

After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat
by STR8JACKET6 October 16, 2009
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blowing someone off

when someone says that they will do something and end up not committing to it
he ended up blowing someone off when he ditched them to GET blown off

synonyms: to cast aside, to throw aside, to ditch, associated with flakiness
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Blowing seed

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boxing

to fight with fists or with padded gloves in a boxing ring
I had to give up boxing when my opponents kept getting their gloves caught in my stomach.
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
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bofinger

A very astute man who knows his livejasmin whores and enjoys energy drinks.
Man, look at bofinger opening those livejasmin links! He's like a rat taking cheese.
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boxing the clown

What? so you're gonna sit at home boxing the clown all night?
by muthafuckinhol January 11, 2010
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Bowling it

A style of walking when someone, namely chavs, commoners, louts and people that THINK they are cool, hard and tough. This is often opposed to, but does not exclude those that ARE hard and tough and walk with a bowling action.

Someone "Bowling it" walks with the arms swinging out wide to the side, and their body leaning in the opposite direction to balance out the arms swinging. The head may also be moved in an exaggerated manner side to side to futher balance out the huge distance the arm is.
The wider the arms swing, the more ridiculous, and the harder the person in question usually thinks they are. Someone "bowling it" walks with confidence / arrogance and will not move out of the way for people.
Bodybuilding can induce the bowling it effect, they are bowling it, but not in the strict definition where it is more the mental state of the person, than the action that is being referred to.
Self training is necessary to repeat the gait, as rest assured it does not come naturally, further highlighting the show and arrogance of the person that puts on the display when walking.
Bowling it is most often practised by youngsters, and is often acquired during school years, when people have less respect for one another and need to make their way through corridors.
Although I mention the head and body tilt is to balance the arms, I personally wonder if it is not in fact to compensate for the weight of their huge heads, they being big headed people.
A bloke walks down the street in a side to side motion, arms flailing at the sides. He does not step to the side, the other pavement user does, as the man owns the pavement. He knows people. You can practically feel the arrogance and weight of his head. He's off to the pub.

Me and my friend look at each other and chuckle at that fool bowling it along the highstreet.
by Essex/Suffolk Lad December 7, 2011
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