bloopty

An old, beat up blue car combining the words Hoopty and blue.

Look at that piece of crap blue car. A bloopty!

by Slumlord414 July 7, 2019

Bloopty

This is a hoopty of a car that is any shade of blue.

Man that bloopty has been parked there for days. It should be towed.

by Slumlord414 July 7, 2019

Bloof

The sound of a mediocre impact. Unlike a large impact sound, BOOM! KAPOW! etc., that might have a flash of light or mushroom cloud with it. Unlike a small impact sound like Thud, or Poof, that might raise a little dust, Bloof is in the middle.

The meteor ripped through the sky, men wailed in anguish at their impending doom, women sardonically sipped their coffees, wines, and vodkas, while encouraging children to enjoy the light show. Smaller the meteor became until it impacted in Skunkypoo Swamp with a less than resounding... bloof.

by CascadiaSnow August 3, 2020

bloomts

a nickname for one who needs a lot of attention, also for one who knows everything about everyone he's ever met in his life. (also called: bloomi vanil, bloomi chocolate, bloomi capuchino, bloooomi, bloomts-bloomts, balum, bookie, bank)

ex: how do you know what's happened at the Bakum last week? you are such a bloomts!

by moshe simerotic March 13, 2005

blowft

An anal explosion of diarhea resulting in the saturation of the sides of the inside odf the toilet, and occasionally the bottom of the seat.

Russ: WOW! That was the worst Blowft ever.
Kent: Ewwww gross
Russ: Yup The Toilet is gonna need to be scrubbed.

by BrendanJV July 22, 2008

bloodtug

A very bloody tampon, often the kind you find yanked out on the public streets of LA.

Hooker: I am so PMSing...

Pimp: WTF? You lose your bloodtug or something?

by Decco Vicco January 7, 2009

Blooterus

A chemical combination consisting of a woman's uteral lining and blood as a result of her period accompanied by intercourse. Often described as black gummy bears in folklore.

Dude 1- Yooo dude what's that black shit all over your balls?

Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.

Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.

by Yoey14 January 7, 2012