Blistering anal ordeal

1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".

2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.

3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.

4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.

("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")

Blistering anal ordeal by Caustie January 30, 2015

Bendering 

Adjective: The act of being on a bender.

My nieghbor and I are going to be bendering this weekend, want to join us?

Bendering by bjobe26 August 12, 2008

Blistering Bo sticks 

Some badass ninja swords...

Beware I chop ya up with meh blistering bo sticks!

Blistering Bo sticks by Derek Gieni February 3, 2005

Blistering Bull 

When a man's sexual reproductive tool is bruised and battered after some rough loving, he now has the dreaded "Blistering Bull". Most often caused by extended dry humping. Very painful, limits your sexual use for a few days, but usually comes with a good story.

"Man so I hooked up with that one chick, and let me tell you: crazy night! I mean it was wild and rough. But I woke up sore this morning, and looked down, and to my horror, sure enough, I had a big red Blistering Bull!

Blistering Bull by Ken Griffey, Jr. May 18, 2007

Blinding the dolphin

Having a wank over the railing of the boat so you jizz into the water.

Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield.

They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a competition to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth.

However, due to the Charlie Sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.

Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express the activity of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.

Guy 1: "Man, all this boating is making me stressed, I'm gonna go wank!"

Guy 2: "You're better off blinding the dolphin, or you'll clog the shitter with man mayo."

Guy 1: "What's that?"

Guy 2: "Like this..." *Blinds the dolphin*

Guy 1: "I think I'll join you, looks fun!"

*Both blind the dolphin*

Blinding the dolphin by Obi Dom Kenobi June 11, 2011

Blinding the Merlin 

So Fanboys made you curious about this one too?

"That's what you do, you aim for the eye, grab the lip, and lead her around the room. Blinding the Merlin."

Blinding the Merlin by hWnd85 December 8, 2010

blingering 

When someone stops by your cubicle for a quick question, which you answer, and then they decide to linger several more minutes for no reason, talking about random nonsense.

John asked for the PowerPoints, and I showed him where to find them, but then he blingered at my desk for another five minutes talking about the football game (I don't care about football). He's always blingering at the office and wasting people's time.

blingering by Oat Potatoes December 2, 2014