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ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders
joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009
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Arabian Horse Blinders

Arabian Horse Blinders” is a sexual position where the woman sits or kneels astride her partner’s face and lowers her vagina onto the other’s face, wrapping his eyes, nose and mouth in her pussy lips. Also referred to as meat curtains it is the female equivalent of tea bagging and is based on the horse-blinders used around the eyes of Arabian Horses to keep them from bolting.
“Audrey joked that her Arabian Horse Blinders were so meaty they made her boyfriend cross-eyed.”
by T Lex September 10, 2010
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blindering

The fox walked through the blindering mist.
by ipm November 10, 2019
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blindering

The state of being following a blinder into one’s eye hole.
We had a blindering time last night. It was sad.
by Beanbag333 November 10, 2019
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Breath blinders

The act of breathing like you’re going into labour whilst inside a vehicle in order to fog the windows and prevent people from seeing you smoke the ganj.
Friend: I’m about to hit this shit. Me: put on the breath blinders/ breath like you’re going into labor before they see us.
by Desert lightning May 31, 2019
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Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders
"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"
by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020
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Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.
(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.
by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020
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