Upper Beeding

A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.

The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.

Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.

by JimmyJimJimJimJim May 11, 2012

Famden Beed

Popular term in the meme community. A term of endearment meant for a good friend...

A brother: Oi famden how you been hanging dawg.

Another brother: Not bad my Beed. Catch you on the flip side.

Third brother: My Famden Beeds are my brothers you feel?

by Soddenbean345 February 1, 2018

Peru Arin Beedam

A W+based gigachad who plays war thunder (w game). All the girls reject him, and thats a bad decision. Named after a prosperous south american country with 34 million people as its population, Peru is the epitome of chad.

"Yo why does peru arin beedam wear 5 jackets every day."
"It's probably a chad thing."

by at&t 5g networks February 8, 2023

Beedrill

The act of gluing living bees to the male's genitals. Then the male docks with the female and begins spinning violently whilst buzzing.

Honey do you wanna beedrill tonight?

Sorry, we ran out of bees last time

by beedrill December 17, 2013

BEWDA

drunkard, alcoholic, too much drunk to be sober

he is a bewda coz he drinks too much of alcohol

by Bewda February 8, 2007

beedy

the name of all of my pets, former and present.

"is that your dog?".... "yup, that's my beedy"

"who's cat is that?"... "that's my beedy"

"hey beedy quit bein a beedbeedbeed ok beedy"

by beedy February 12, 2013

Beefdrop

The action of striking someone else in the forehead or face with your penis.

If you don't shut up I am going to beefdrop you!

by Zerodin September 4, 2004