Tuscaloosa Beefwrap

When a man wraps his flaccid weiner around another man's hard weiner and jacks him off with it to completion.

Jaccob tried to give Paddy a Tuscaloosa Beefwrap, but he couldn't finish without getting an erection himself.

by luckypork July 15, 2011

beeswax

business
Read by any dictionary.
I mean American slang.
I may inform later.

that's my beeswax.

by w313g September 5, 2013

Bejewelus coruscus

The latin name for Bejeweled Jittery Syndrome. It is characterize by constant playing the game Bejeweled on the internet and the jittery feeling between games. It is especially apparent when the victim happen to be on fire in the game, resulting in shaky hands and twitching muscles.

Me:"Dude, why is Ron all twitchy right now?"
Bob:"He was playing bejeweled blitz on facebook all day and now he got bejewelus coruscus. Don't give him anything sharp."
Ron:"DUDE!!! I just got fucking 369,000! FUCK YEAH!!!"
Me and Bob: *facepalm*

by pathological cheater February 26, 2010

Bejeweling

The act of plastering jewels, sequins, and all other manner of glittery, shiny crap all over EVERYTHING

"What happened to your backpack?"
"My little sister went on a bejeweling craze last night..."

by StovetopOntop January 5, 2012

belewa

This Word Means Big Pants, in An African Language Called “Mende”

I can’t fit any of your pants, there too belewa.

by africalovee May 22, 2018

beezwax

the most homosexual of all people on the intertoobs, a total idiot that brags about things he doesn't have, makes retarded comments on things he knows nothing of and overall acts like a vagina.

that dude is a total beezwax!

by beezwax's bff March 26, 2008

BEEEP

the sound the tv makes when it censors out a dirty word. used frequently in arrested development and should be used more in entourage

shut the BEEEP up you annoying fuck

by Holly Matronic May 28, 2007