Bejeweling

The act of plastering jewels, sequins, and all other manner of glittery, shiny crap all over EVERYTHING

"What happened to your backpack?"
"My little sister went on a bejeweling craze last night..."

by StovetopOntop January 04, 2012

Bejeweled

The adjective describing objects and articles of clothing that have been scrupulously decorated with pearls, rhinestones, and other glittery objects that can ever so slightly catch the light.

Oh my gosh, did you see her bejeweled jeans? They were so snazzy!

by Word Doctor March 04, 2009

Bejewelling

The art of encrusting the sphincter of a partner with a layer of castor sugar before engaging in fart play, in order to make the anus look like a jewel encrusted ring.

Yo brosif, i was totally bejewelling that chicks ass last night so when she farted it looked like a sea urchin!

by hector the bejeweller July 18, 2009

bejeweled

MSN zone game where you arrange jewels around so that you get an arrayment of three or more to get rid of them. addicting as hell.

i'll kick your ass in bejeweled.

by duhbbz. June 18, 2004

bejeweled

A term used when expressing that someone was totally pwned, or morally defecated upon.

Halonub1: *Camping in corner with shotty*

Halonub2: *Ninja's Halonub1*

Muahahaha, get bejeweled, bk!

by Jeezus Chryst October 28, 2009

bejeweled boner

When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.

I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.

by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010

Bejeweled Blitz

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

by Uncle Des July 12, 2009