bedfit

The action of throwing a fit whilst one is in bed,usually accompanied by moving ones legs dramatically whilst flailing other body aparts.

eric darted to his room slamming the door, whilst he tromped to his nearest pillow to have a bedfit

by Mishellekliewer October 25, 2017

beditating

Meditating in your bed

man im going home and beditating all night

by totalfuckup69 September 25, 2019

Bedst

The bedst is a compliment to someone who is very good in bed. They are the bed-best thus; bedst.

My girlfriend may not make as good a cheese sandwich as I, but when in my room, she is the bedst.

by CallumFoster February 18, 2020

Besite

Like “bestie,” but more sarcastic and arguably better.

“Hey, besite.”
“Hi.”

by currentlypullingawickedone March 5, 2022

Boobie Bedit

When a nursing woman puts her nipple in an anus and said anus squeezes the nipple until she lactates in the anus. Thus thrusting hot milk up the anus.

Man, Charlene really wanted to try the Boobie Bedit but i had my reservations.

by MR. Lava Lava September 7, 2012

Eine tote Kuh besitzen

tote Kuh, die: Männliche Genitalien, welche durch ihre außergewöhnliche Größe, Form, Farbe und Haptik an ein totes weibliches Mitglied der Spezies Bos taurus erinnern.

Nicht für den Verzehr geeignet. Kann Spuren von Nüssen enthalten.

K: "Du hast aber eine große tote Kuh!"
A: "Danke das du bemerkt hast das ich eine tote Kuh besitzen tue"

by indietyp March 28, 2019

Durham’s bedside table

There is a cum rag and lotion there

Durham’s bedside table has his cum rag

by John Garthy October 30, 2020