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Genitalsies 

Genitalsies is a game with origins similar to that of 'footsies', but instead of using your feet, you use your genitals.
Dennis: "Jess, are you playing genitalsies with me?"
Jess: "Maybe."
Genitalsies by DR. N + JB November 21, 2010

genitalmen 

A humorous way of mixing the word genitals and gentlemen when speaking of and to fellow men.

Good evening genitalmen how doth it hang this fine day?
Genitalmen how are you today. I see by your constant tugging on you privates something is amiss!
genitalmen by dragonneus December 7, 2011

Gelato Genitalia 

An act of a man or woman sticking their genitals into ice cream. Usually used during foreplay.
I gave Alicia a little taste of my gelato genitalia!

genitalia paraphernalia 

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia
Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

Genitalianphobia 

The phobia of penises, genitals and such. Any sexual action that includes them where they can be seen or tasted aswell.

I was taught this word from somebody who had this phobia and gave it this name
“Ew Timmy sent me a dic pic!”
“Don’t show me I have genitalianphobia!”

Anorexia Genitalis 

1)of,relating to,or having a sexual organ that appears to be malnutritioned.2)characterized by the male sexual organ lacking girth.
His penis is so thin it looks like it's suffering from anorexia genitalis.