bedsit bob is a typical landlord. renting rooms to unemployed people who then takes all their money for things that don't exist,like central heating and hot water and electricity. he will also have keys to your room enabling him to help himself to your belongings.

1st homeless guy:"shall we rent a room from bedsit bob?" 2nd homeless guy:"i'd rather get a job" 1st homeless guy:"i'd rather die"

bedsit bob by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

Related Words

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Bedfat

A person who will not get out of YOUR bed. Generally a term used for a one night stand that just won't leave in the morning.

Ray says: No I can't play golf today, I'm stuck with bedfat!
Gigi couldn't wait for the bedfat to leave so she could begin her day.

Bedfat by Gigi in Orleans April 4, 2009

bedditing

When Hans reddits in bed.

Me:Where is Hans?
You: Oh it's 3 am, he must be upstairs bedditing!

bedditing by jehneepawk October 5, 2013

beditate

Simply a combo word ( verbal amalgam ) of meditating in bed. More specifially, meditation which takes place in those moments in bed( usually in the morning ) while one temporizes life away while forestalling the inevitable rising into the real world.

Her mind drifting from subject to subject, Erika beditated for a full hour after her alarm rang sommoning her to life's daily grind, school.

beditate by Ken Deluca March 5, 2008

befits

When you mean to spell benifits but you put befits, because people edit it on OneDrive.

This is my presentation about befits of making a professional powerpoint

befits by database1234 October 9, 2016

Bedfish

A person who can only be enticed to leave the bed with a lure like something shiny or something that smells like bacon.

That Tia is a bedfish, she lurks at the bottom of the sheets and only surfaces for fresh squeezed orange juice and black coffee.

Bedfish by skearcrow September 25, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026