Dirty Bartholomew

Shoving a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up your Latina gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly. She also has her foot in a flower pot.

I was bored so me and my gf decided to pull a Dirty Bartholomew

by Siriuslyfkinswag June 18, 2021

the new batch

A collection, usu. a series of folders, on ones computer containing recently saved pornographic images.

Dude you got to come over and check out the new batch.

by M Butler December 27, 2007

The New Batch

A phrase used to describe a folder containing pornographic images on ones' computer. Normally the most recent addition to ones' collection of such images.

Joe hides dirty pictures in "The New Batch".

by Luke Donahue February 6, 2008

Barthez

A bald cunt.

Taken from the famous bald French goalkeeper Fabien Barthez, who is a cunt.

I went down on this chick and much to my surprise she was sporting a Barthez!

by grvlpts August 7, 2008

Hippy Barthday

An ironic anagram of "Happy Birthday"; Hippies by stereotype don't have baths, & "Barth" is the stereotypical pronunciation "toffs"/rich folk make. Double serving of irony & a jestful way to wish Happy Birthday.

Hippy Barthday!

by chillicontoefu July 8, 2012

Baruch College Campus High School

BCCHS is located smack in the center of office buildings in which rich old white men work and go on vape breaks next to the school's entrance. They also eat with us at fancy lunch places like Prett a manger and Cava. Don't expect to spend less than $10 on lunch here. We spend most of our time in Taza Deli drinking watered down iced hazelnut coffee and eating overpriced salad. The prices are raised every day because the sophmores keep stealing Snapple and juuling in the back. We call ourselves Baruchians to feel special and entitled. Our building is broken and crusty and only has 5 floors but you can go to the dirty 6th floor and hookup with ugly boys in secret. Every week a few students get stuck in the elevator but don't worry because they're all still alive. We basicalaly own Madison Square park. All of our teachers are millennials and use memes in their lessons but most of them can't pass their students for the regents. We like to gossip with them about our social issues and emotional shortcomings. We have 0.2 ap classes and a gym the size of your average living room with complementing mustard lighting. Almost everyone goes to Syracuse or Binghampton but we like to tell people that we have students at ivy leagues because someone went to Harvard 8 years ago. We love our parent coordinator and our security guards and our assistant principal is a skater who listens to Avril Lavigne.

Blue Devil pride!!! BEST SCHOOL EVER ELRO K

Someone: *complains about Baruch College Campus High School*
Baruch Student: *aggressively snaps*
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Baruchian: Hey, what's your grade average for this quarter?
Every other Baruchian: 95.
Baruchian: Bro didn't you fail the regents???
Every other Baruchian: Yeah bro but my teacher told me all of my homework assignments were extraordinary cuz I didn't leave white space when I annotated.

by hasudhwehd July 22, 2019

Run batch

The act of masturbation, usually taking place while at work, while driving, in an airplane bathroom, or some equally inappropriate place. The sudden onset of this need is most often brought about by some form of visual stimulation, such as the close proximity of some serious talent. Running batch nearly always results in the deposition of a large load on one's work desk, steering wheel, airplane bathroom door, or some equally undesirable location, leaving the sweaty participant to ineffectually clean up the mess with whatever happens to be on hand.

Man, I was sitting next to the hottest chick on the plane last night. I couldn't even wait until I got back to my hotel, I had to run batch right there in the airplane toilet!!

by Meathammer December 14, 2013