Barberio

The Italian stallion; a muscular Italian superior to all other Italians

Why would I go out with Rob when I can go out with Big Ant, he's such a barberio

by Travis traymoore June 4, 2013

barbershop pole

Normal barber shop pole from Smosh that surprisingly has a crush with Ian Hecox

Anthony:Hey Ian, How is it with you and the barbershop pole; Ian: Shut up... we're fine.

by SmoshDude2k February 8, 2014

barbered

To reach an advanced state of intoxication, otherwise referred to as "getting pissed/maggot/wasted/drunk/plastered", possibly complimented by severe projectile vomiting.

Person 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on Saturday night?
Person 2: Ahh not much just got barbered with a few mates.

by macca91 September 8, 2009

Brambert

A cute object, such as a small furry animal, an attractive man, or anything a person may find cute or desirable.

Awww...look at the little brambert!

by Taylin Bellz January 16, 2011

barber's touch

when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.

Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!

by deeeeo July 11, 2011

Barmergency

A word to describe a situation within the legal profession when Counsel need to be booked at the last minute.

Oh no, I've just realised that there is a hearing at 1pm today and I haven't booked Counsel. I've got a serious barmergency on my hands!

by WherebyartthouRomeo April 28, 2011

phil the barber

A man who gets a nose ring at 40 years old

"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."

by JiveassCracker January 30, 2015