A rather stunningly gorgeous blonde-haired creature often surrounded by "extra special" friends.
The Bramber can be spotted at night lurking around the skectchy streets of Barrhaven no more than a few inches away from the passing vehicles, and occasionally directly in front of them. With so many surrounding metal predators, the Bramber's only hope for survival is its best friend the Spwecial Swammy. The Special Swammy often saves the Bramber from passing traffic as well as from other dangerous
situations.
The Bramber is always a hit with the boys, and usually has quite a few drooling on her. Brambers choose their mates carefully, and often make them work for their affection.
Brambers are all over beautiful, talented, incredible creatures that make other females jealous and make boys stop dead in their tracks.
"Spweciaaal, Sammy, went to the pawk one daaaay,"
*Bramber gets hit by a bus.*
OH NO BWAMBEW !
*Spwecial Swammy glues the Bramber back together oh so carefully*.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!