A rather stunningly gorgeous blonde-haired creature often surrounded by "extra special" friends.
The Bramber can be spotted at night lurking around the skectchy streets of Barrhaven no more than a few inches away from the passing vehicles, and occasionally directly in front of them. With so many surrounding metal predators, the Bramber's only hope for survival is its best friend the Spwecial Swammy. The Special Swammy often saves the Bramber from passing traffic as well as from other dangerous
situations.
The Bramber is always a hit with the boys, and usually has quite a few drooling on her. Brambers choose their mates carefully, and often make them work for their affection.
Brambers are all over beautiful, talented, incredible creatures that make other females jealous and make boys stop dead in their tracks.
"Spweciaaal, Sammy, went to the pawk one daaaay,"
*Bramber gets hit by a bus.*
OH NO BWAMBEW !
*Spwecial Swammy glues the Bramber back together oh so carefully*.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.