shitty barista

A word used to rip on any person who has annoyed you, pissed you off, ect. Technically a barista (from the Italian for "bartender") is a person who is coffee-house employee, but in the vulgar world we live in these days anybody can be called a "shitty barista" for no apparent reason in most cases. This word is from the movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Austin asked out the girl that Jared liked
Jared said "Austin, you knew I liked her! Why do you always have to be a shitty barista?

by buttfuckdyourgf May 17, 2010

Bathroom Barista

One who urinates in a private or public bathroom and does not flush the toilet, thereby leaving a frothy cup of piss in the urinal or toilet, resembling a yellow cappuccino.

The Bathroom Barista just made a fresh pot! Be sure you flush before you go.

by myksryd2 September 9, 2010

backseat barista

Coffee snobs who drink way too much Starbucks who keep staring at the barista and asking questions while they are making their drink.

Customer: "That's non-fat, right? Make sure it's decaf. I can't have caffeine. You sure that's decaf?"

Barista (in their mind, of course): "if this backseat barista won't shut the hell up, she's getting a little something extra in this latte."

by SBtripp13 July 27, 2011

Baristaville

An area in northern New Jersey comprised of the three towns of Montclair, Glen Ridge and Bloomfield. First popularized in a blog called Baristanet. Baristanet was founded in May 2004 and has become a leader in hyperlocal blogging and online citizen journalism.

"Okay, let's settle this debate once and for all. Who has the best pizza in Baristaville?"

by Doyle Redland October 3, 2006

barista

Mexican for know nothing coffee swill serving asshole

Foamy: What the f**k is a barista?

by AErrorist March 13, 2005

barista

anyone who is a part of the BaristaLife family
thebaristalife.com

that guy who made my drink at starbucks def lives the baristalife

by baristalife December 30, 2013

barista

A booty-whore who studies college textbooks and gossips on MySpace when not serving Johns

That barista charged me four dollars for little more than a medium cup of pulverized ice mixed with some powdered flavoring, in addition to a nice shot of her ass whilst bending over to retrieve some whipped cream from the under-counter fridge. She's just an apron-wearing whore

by E b a September 16, 2008