Banker's bonus

British slang term for any 7-figure sum. Not to be confused with an "MP's expense account", which is any 5-figure sum.

I say old chap, have you seen how much the British Government is pledging to the Haitian earthquake relief? £6M - why, that's practically a banker's bonus.

by dvae the hat January 19, 2010

banker's hammock

Created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker's sagging belly, providing support to his ageing mass of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. A testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker's hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.

As in: "Look at that fat cat's enormous banker's hammock! He must be a proper big cheese!"

Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"

Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."

by Horndog42 August 5, 2010

sperm banker

A woman or gay man that cruises the backstage area in search of giving oral gradification to any and all willing and able bodied persons

Don't kiss that one ,she's a sperm banker!

by twistednick December 28, 2009

Italian Banker

Sexual Position mentioned in the ABC show Dirty Sexy Money where the man lies on his back, facing up while the woman sits on top of him also facing up. She then raises her hips and arches her back to allow penetration as well as moving her hands behind her on the ground. In this position the woman does pretty much all the work. Also called the Italian Chandelier.

We did the Italian Banker last night - she was tired but I was ready to go again.

by Dan-O- November 8, 2007

i-banker

An investment banker.

"After two years as an i-banker, I'll just buy my own island and retire."

Many kids in undergraduate business programs are disillusioned by the thought of doing the i-banking routine when they graduate.

by Setsuna September 14, 2004

banker's family

( to the best of my knowledge, this is a SLANG TERM used to describe a family with ONE son and ONE daughter )

I suppose it refers to this "set" of kids as being the IDEAL...

I've never found any OFFICIAL ( book or internet dictionary ) definition...

Do the people of "Urban Dictionary" ever research NEW and/or ODD bits of language like this?

The banker's family walked along the beach, wondering why it needed to be used in a sentence...

by Mike Mike Mike RRR 111 October 21, 2006

Flakey Bakey

A person persistently known for bailing on made plans. This includes drinks, dinners or special events. Often this is accompanied by a poor or made-up excuse.

A tendency to bail.

"Where's Heather?"
"O she couldn't make it again, classic flakey bakey."

by itsmingusyoudingus December 14, 2012