twistednick's definitions

fi-fi bag

A sock or towel used in jacking off to eliminate hand to penis contact. Normally found in bunks in jail cells, boy scout camps, and tour bus bunks. They should always be handled with gloves or a stick due to the nature of the goo they normally contain.

Why are there socks in all the bunks? Don't touch them, they're fi-fi bags!

by twistednick December 28, 2009

ego tech

A person or persons on a music tour or entertainment show that has no talent or trade and whos only purpose it to blow smoke up the artist's ass by telling them how great they are.

We had 10 busses on tour,2 guitar techs, sound man, and the rest were ego techs.
Ed McMahon was Jonny Carson's ego tech.

by twistednick December 28, 2009

skank trolling

Searching a club, concert venue, or public get together for the more unattractive women to insure scoring sex.

He went skank trolling at the fair last night, she was a real dog but he got laid.

by twistednick December 28, 2009

sperm banker

A woman or gay man that cruises the backstage area in search of giving oral gradification to any and all willing and able bodied persons

Don't kiss that one ,she's a sperm banker!

by twistednick December 28, 2009

sprang

Hair of a tight curley nature that is caught in sheets and bed linen that will not come out in normal washing.These could be pubic in nature or from the head of latin,hispanic, or african people.

I had to buy new sheets because I couldn't get the sprangs out.

by twistednick December 28, 2009

tumbledreads

The sheaded bits if dread locks on the floor from rastas,pseudo-rastas,and faux-rastas that plug up the vacuum cleaner.

My vacuum burned up because it was packed full of tumbledreads.

by twistednick December 28, 2009

Varoma

1.Someone and or something with a extreemly strong smell or scent, a strong odor 2. the vaginal scent 3. a voracious aroma

she's real nice looking but the varoma kills it.

by twistednick January 5, 2010