Hillbilly Bagel

A Krispy Kreme doughnut. Not a KK style doughnut, but an actual risen, fried, and run through a shower of sugar doughnut right off the production line at an authorized Krispy Kreme shop. No other will do. Originated in Winston-Salem, NC at the foot of the Appalachian mountains. Hence the name: hillbilly bagel.

Let’s do get a dunkin donut! No way, I need a hillbilly bagel from Krispy Kreme. My teeth may have already fallen out, but I’ve still got my sweet tooth firmly in place.

by smalljones August 23, 2020

Bagelhead(s)

A term used by Jews to refer to each other. (Like nigger but not for black people).

Stan: Hey bagelhead, you're my bro, Jon!

Eugene: Dude! Let's bagelhead it up!

Jews: Man! We're such Bagelhead(s)!

by NinjaTRex February 26, 2011

bagel muncher

Another name for a Jewish person. Occationally degratory.

"Where did all these Yarmulke wearing Bagel Munchers come from?"

by Mo Dees August 4, 2007

Slut Bagel

A slut that has been fucked so many times you can see straight through her vagina like a bagel.

The stupid slut bagel has been on that corner for 29 years.

by Mark Grimyser November 29, 2004

bagel dumping

the act of randomly but strategically placing bagels in an urban area.

Bagel dumping is when you leave a bagel on a sign, the roof of a building, or a persons desk when they aren't looking, Basically any place you see fit.

by K-Raz April 22, 2010

Lil’ Bagel Hole

The anus. The sphincter.

She made me tongue punch her lil’ bagel hole.

His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.

I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.

by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020

library of babel

a vast library containing all possible 410-page books of a certain format and character set.
it is a website that contains all possible 410 page books of a certain format and character set.

anything that you can think of already exists in the library of babel

by random guy online69420 October 6, 2021