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To do a job so poorly that it would have been better if you did not even show up from the beginning. Can also describe showing up late or not showing up at all.
Hey Todd and Dave, nice work here! You've totally bakered this job.
Baker by Cochinoconcreto July 1, 2025

Baker Street boys 

Two men who finally realize their friendship is a romance, and who get married, move in together and raise a child, all whilst solving crimes and furiously making out.
Jim: I told them they should just elope. They acted like their relationship was just platonic.

Mary: What a pair of Baker Street boys.

Baker's Folly 

The "Baker's Folly" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The "Baker's Folly" is when the baker, weary from a full day of rising his bread, kneads his own dough into the baguette.
To perform the Baker's Folly once is to be clumsy, but to do it twice is bliss.
Baker's Folly by boatbutter March 9, 2007
It's about to bang y'all over the head, NIGGA.
Watch Baker 3 if you like skateboards, or you are a bitch.
Baker 3 by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018

baker's dozen 

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.
How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.
baker's dozen by allygat-urr April 17, 2005