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Baguette

(1) A loaf of bread that's awesome. Often classified under the categories of french pastries, or baked goods.


(2) A super HxC prommie from the game Mabinogi.
(1)
Shannon: Damn, I'm hungry.
Kurukuru: Eat a baguette, faggit. <3


(2)
ex:
Noob #1: omgwtfbbq! it's the prommie baguette!!!!!

Baguette: Omgwtfbbq, hi random noob. :>
by SH4NN0N March 8, 2009
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Chocolate Baguette

A sexuall act in which a man takes a shit then uses a Turkey Baster to place the shit into a another mans anus he then shoves his cock up that mans anus and when he ejaculates he removes his cock and puts it into the mans mouth and the man licks the shit off his cock.
The other day I had my gay boyfriend round and I gave him a chocolate baguette
by SKuffLe December 29, 2009
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baguetted

To be arse-raped by a thieving French fuck (normally a Parisian).
I got a taxi in Paris today and the driver added his own tip - he "baguetted" me.
by Aussie Battler June 12, 2008
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Baguette

Is a long, thin loaf of French bread that is commonly made from basic lean dough. It is distinguishable by its length and crisp crust.
I opened the pantry and grabbed the 22 inch baguette bread stick. I then proceeded to remove the pants my legs were in. I spat on the tip of the baguette to moisten its tip and lay down spreading my luscious cheeks slowly inserting the baguette into my anus feeling its crispy outer rub against the walls of my insides. I violently forced the baguette in and out of my anus for several hours until i was satisfied. I then consumed the baguette satisfying both my hunger and sexual needs.
by PedoBear3000 October 23, 2019
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grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.
I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.
by Bloopy April 11, 2005
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Baguet

A very small, taut male scrotum. Usually flat in appearance as if there is no scrotum at all.
I went down on Roger and found he has a baguet. It was rather disturbing.

Dude did you just get out of the pool? No why? Then explain your baguet.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
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baguette

Look at all those douchebags and baguettes standing over there! They're giving me douche chills!
by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008
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