ampota

It is sayed when somebody couldn't understand or cringes you

ginagawa mo ampota

by gljfjgfhhmb February 5, 2021

AMPUTEENS

punk band from berea. TRAIN RECK. very popular. first was a ska band. russ is supper talented as everyone else in the band was

I love the amputeens!

by RYANCASEY RYANCASEY January 12, 2008

amputate

The act of chopping off the cock.

timmy: hey mommy whens the next time i can visit my 5 year old sister? her black hole is cool.
mom: YOU SCREWED YOUR SISTER! then its time for some sexa amputation.
timmy: NOO MOMMY IM SORRY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mom: woo i got a new dildo, i liked my dads better though.

by YO MY HO February 27, 2003

ampathy

feeling sorry for someone who has had a limb cut off

Those poor fuckers in those third world shit-holes. They steal a piece of fruit and somebody cuts off their hand. You gotta have some ampathy

by sllik susej February 15, 2010

ampt

a sweet ass skateshop

man, ampt is a sweet ass skateshop.

by Sean February 25, 2005

ampsterdam

A magical european city in which almost nothing is illegal and all of your wildest dreams come true.

"I went to ampsterdam last summer and got so high I missed my flight home."

by Joseph Kahn July 2, 2005

APFT

Army Physical Fitness Test, consists of push ups, sit ups, and a two mile run. One must complete 49 push ups to obtain 70% (passing) in under two minues, 64 sit ups to obtain 70% in under two minutes, and have to run the two miles in under 15:09. In AIT the standards are reducted to 60% while in BCT the standards are further ridiculously reduced to a mere 50% to pass. The APFT is maxed out at 300, however, after 300 is the extended scale. To get on the extended scale, one must score a minimum of 100 in each category, and over 100 in at least one category. At this point the extended scale is achieved. Should one not pass the APFT, one must usually attend a form of remedial PT. The APFT is just one of the many Army standards which soldiers are expected to meet. Also, the standards for the APFT are seperated into age groups, 19-21 having the highest standards in the minimums, while as you grow older the minimum standards drop. However, the 19-21 age group has lower "100" standards than some of the older groups. Mysteriously there is a group for people of the age of 65+ which would only consist of Warrant Officers and Generals. In which case, the APFT is probably disregarded. There are other standards for the APFT for those who are on profile for certain physical ailments. These alternate tests include a 2.5 mile walk with about a 35 minute time limit, a bicycle ride, and a swim. I'm not sure the exact standards. Also, people on profile, sick call rangers are usually exempt from the APFT because they would probably be too weak to pass it anyway.

I just took the APFT the other week and scored a 265, with 91 in push ups, a 92 in situps, and an 82 on the 2 mile run.

by PV2 Not giving my name! September 14, 2006