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Veritas Aequitas

It is quite possible that the words veritas and aequitas come from the Latin version of Isaiah 59:14 "et conversum est retrorsum iudicium et iustitia longe stetit quia corruit in platea veritas et aequitas non potuit ingredi" -- which translates to the King James version as "And judgment is turned away backward, and justice standeth afar off: for truth is fallen in the street, and equity cannot enter."
Veritas Aequitas

Truth and equity
equity meaning justice
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Disregard women, Acquire currency

"Sir, what do you plan on doing for the rest of your life?"
"Disregard women, Acquire currency!"
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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

Misinterpreted translation of "Fuck bitches, get money", from modern Ebonics into archaic English.

A more accurate translation would be "Copulate with females, acquire currency", as clearly the intent of the original phrase is to have sex with women and become rich (ideally simultaneously). However, the more correct version does not fit as neatly into a captioned image.

Alternately, the translation could unwittingly provide a poignant vignette of males who spend a great deal of time on the internet, as they would quite likely be the type to curse women due to their own ineptitude at IRL social interactions. The original translator's assumption that "fuck" should be interpreted as "disregard" (despite the enormous canon of rap literature in which "fuck", when directed towards women, very often refers to the act of coitus) speaks volumes about this.
Rob: Man, I'm terrible at dancing. Whenever I peel myself off the couch to go out to the bar, women won't go near me on the dance floor.

Steve: You know what I always say. Disregard females, acquire currency. You're unemployed, though, so probably forget about the second bit.

Rob: ...
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acquired

When you give your self or someone else a gift that was not paid for.
"Hey i got you something"
"Aw, from where?"
"well I acquired it"
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Aquitard

A person that acts completely retarded when exposed to water.
"Don't let Brian go swimming. He's a total Aquitard."
by wxcoder85 December 7, 2009
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Acquisition phase

The early stages of a relationship whereby one or both parties show only their desirable qualities. They fail to disclose their flaws, true personalities, and true desires in order to be accepted, loved, and taken to the next stage of a relationship.
Once the acquisition phase was over, she wasn't nearly as likable.
by Intuitive One August 23, 2022
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Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome

Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.
Rock's Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome often led him to uke hunts in Hawaii.
by Immodest May 17, 2022
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