by Tiger128 May 8, 2009
by wxcoder85 December 8, 2009
The inability to function on a physical, mental and emotional level when exposed to water.
Originated from the hydrological definition of an underground aquifer no longer able to retrieve water.
Causations: Belly-flop, exhaustion, concussion, swimming into a yellow plume, discovering a brown smear on your chest, falling off the inflatable donut etc.
Originated from the hydrological definition of an underground aquifer no longer able to retrieve water.
Causations: Belly-flop, exhaustion, concussion, swimming into a yellow plume, discovering a brown smear on your chest, falling off the inflatable donut etc.
"So how did the kids go at the swimming finals?"
"Well Shayne did pretty good, but Dayna was a bit of an aquitard"
"Well Shayne did pretty good, but Dayna was a bit of an aquitard"
by Dodgy Rhino April 7, 2013
A person generaly mentally unstable that claims to be a famous mermaid but in reality is just a fiend intemperance of the human imagination. Is extremely in denial of not being a goddess.
by Monkeysandpoo1 February 9, 2012
1." That fish is such a fucking aquitard, eating pennies"
2."Look at that aquitard mermaid! She just said grapes are turtles!!"
2."Look at that aquitard mermaid! She just said grapes are turtles!!"
by victoria.dach.is.so.smart December 6, 2019