Wufflefluff

A butthole that is too large to measure by convenient methods.

After years of scientific research on the diameter of Tommy's butthole, they decided to classify it as Wufflefluff-1. The first butthole that was too large to measure.

by pottedWillow September 8, 2020

Wuffins

Disease

Person 1: Yo, you went to the hospital recently what did they say?
Person 2: They said "Stop eating muffins, you're gonna get wuffins"

by Muffins 456 January 7, 2021

Waffy

Waffy is a sexy female that gets all the men and maybe females

Guy 1: ur such a waffy

Female 1: ya ik c;

by mohammaddddd March 8, 2022

pong wiffy

Someone or something that is smelly or smells bad

Hey Pete your shoes are pong wiffy

by Old Scots Guy August 17, 2019

Wiffy

A win stiffy. The euphoric feeling you get after a large success that makes you feel like anything is possible.

Nick: Jesus tits, I just aced all my finals! I think I'm gonna go find a cure for cancer!

Tyler: Looks like somebody has a bit of a wiffy.

by E=M-C-Hammered November 5, 2011

Comfy Wumfy

Comfy Wumfies tend to be consistently cheerful people who insist--nay, demand--that the world be a 'nice place'. They enforce this belief by wearing T-shirts with kittens, or large, chunky, homemade sweaters. They believe in 'the environment', but can't be bothered to recycle. They eschew any movie/book/musical offering that they see as 'nasty'. They tend to move and mate in groups, forever having 'get togethers' where they can talk in a sort of sing song babytalk about how their boss is 'such a poo'. They praise Mac Computers, but only because their fellow granola eaters told them to. Sex with a Cumfy Wumfy is not advised, unless one likes rainbows, unicorns, or bad poetry.

Teachers, herbal store employees, burnt out Grateful Dead fans, anyone who looks back on the Sixties as 'paradise, man.'

by Ultraboy June 12, 2005

Willy Wuffter

A gaylord who enjoys male copulation on a daily basis. Cockney rhyming slang for "Puffter." See tom b

"Man, my ass hurts."
"What're you, a willy wufter?"
"Yeah, I loooovee the cock."
"...Faggot"

by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005