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Winston Cigarette

A brand of cigarette indroduced in 1954 by the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company. It quickly became the best selling brand in America. It held the Number 1 spot from 1966 to 1972, thanks to the successful marketing slogan "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should."

During the 1980s, Winston cigarettes became the most popular brand in Puerto Rico, probably because of their marketing "Winston y Puerto Rico: No hay nada mejor" ("Winston and Puerto Rico: There is nothing better"), as well as their cultural association with the "salsa sensual" or "salsa erotica" movement.
Guy 1: Hey can I have a cigarette?

Guy 2: Sure take a Winston Cigarette, there robust and full of flavor, additive free, and naturally smooth. They really do taste good like a cigarette should.

Guy 1: Wow thanks these Winston Cigarettes sure are robust and full of flavor.
by Winstons Rule October 8, 2009
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Winston's Law

A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.
Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.
by girugamesh March 1, 2014
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lazy winston

I only needed a C on my final exam so I did a lazy winston and passed the class.
by JZ (aka ZMAN) January 11, 2011
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winston

can be a sweet heart when its just you and him, but when hes around a bunch of other people he can be a complete asshole. hes charming, sexy, has a nice body, can almost have any girl he wants, amazing at fucking. can be a total bad ass when he wants to be..or at least he thinks he's a bad ass.
krystal:"damn look at that fine ass winston over there!"

jen:"isnt he an asshole to you though?"

krystal:"only when hes around a lot of other people.."
by krissy jem1 May 4, 2010
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Winston Marshall

"Mmm mmm mmm! I would so make babies with Winston Marshall"
by mrslady June 28, 2012
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winstoned

the sensation experienced when snorting cocaine with the new English plastic notes
Gaz: how was that flake last night
Jimmy: it was amazing but it got me absolutely winstoned!
Gaz: Fucking Hell mate!
by Good samaritan 12345 October 23, 2017
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winston churchill

the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.
the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."
by failure33object April 24, 2005
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