A male/female that’s suicidal or has suicidal thoughts but tries really hard to act out as if he/she is a happy person to cover up his/her pain.
Person 1: Mannn I wish I could be as happy as that guy!
Person 2: Yeah but he is actually a suicide walker, I saw marks on his forearm a few days ago.
Person 2: Yeah but he is actually a suicide walker, I saw marks on his forearm a few days ago.
by YYouDontKnowMe August 17, 2018
Get the Suicide Walker mug.Tough-sounding old english yeoman term. To be The Walkden means to be unsurpassably the best or the most respected in a particular field (or in your own mind). Hence, you can never be just A Walkden. One always has to be referred to as The Walkden. There is only One Walkden: The Walkden. Often-times someone will refer to themselves as The Walkden to emphasise their untouchable level of preternatural talent and to indicate the inevitability of victory. Ultimately, The Walkden will be the final and only judge on all matters, and must be deferred to.
friend 1: fancy a game of darts
friend 2: for sure mon frere. The Walkden fucking loves to throw things
friend 1: Dude! you must be nervous about fighting Butterbean and Kimbo Slice tomorrow night?
friend 2: The Walkden has no fear. i'll do a proper number on 'em. Thats how The Walkden eats
friend 1: That new series of C.S.I is pretty wix man
friend 2: mange tout. but is it worth The Walkden's time?
friend 1: sorry mate. neither a borrower nor a lender be is my motto
friend 2: yeah, but you'll lend The Walkden a score innit
philospohical friend 1 talking to himself: The Walkden is as The Walkden does
friend 2: for sure mon frere. The Walkden fucking loves to throw things
friend 1: Dude! you must be nervous about fighting Butterbean and Kimbo Slice tomorrow night?
friend 2: The Walkden has no fear. i'll do a proper number on 'em. Thats how The Walkden eats
friend 1: That new series of C.S.I is pretty wix man
friend 2: mange tout. but is it worth The Walkden's time?
friend 1: sorry mate. neither a borrower nor a lender be is my motto
friend 2: yeah, but you'll lend The Walkden a score innit
philospohical friend 1 talking to himself: The Walkden is as The Walkden does
by terrakillmywixshizzler April 24, 2011
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Joe Walker is an actor most famous for his role as Voldemort in "A Very Potter Musical." Fangirls everywhere love him for his sexy voice and possibly sexier body. He's bringing Voldemort back.
Friend1: "I hate Voldemort so much!"
Friend2: "That's because you haven't seen Joe Walker's Voldemort. Come on, I'll show you!"
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Friend1: *drools*
Friend2: "That's because you haven't seen Joe Walker's Voldemort. Come on, I'll show you!"
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Friend1: *drools*
by Music -Misfit- July 9, 2010
Get the Joe Walker mug.by tmd1 October 22, 2009
Get the bathroom walker mug.The act of bleaching your ass hole in preparation for weird butt stuff. Primarily done by porn stars and the wealthy elite.
"Nothing makes me feel more rich and white than white walling my ass hole." "I hope that bitch is white walled for the weird butt stuff."
by The Man The Myth March 15, 2015
Get the White Walled mug."Wait what... Harry from Duplicity is actually called Sebastian Walker?"
"Yep. He's had a fake identity before. Now we know his real name."
"Yep. He's had a fake identity before. Now we know his real name."
by julez <3 April 12, 2021
Get the Sebastian Walker mug.First coined by Twitter user @buggy_con, the John Walker Effect is when in any form of media the writers unintentionally make the antagonist characters
-Far more entertaining
-Far more believable as characters
-More sympathetic
-More heroic than the stale and downright evil protagonists/heroes
Typically you will see the writers project all the things they view as evil onto these characters in order to make a straw man to pit against their oh so perfect protagonists. However, this unintentionally causes these characters to be loved by the audience, for they are the only ones who
-Call out the protagonists' bullshit for what it is
-Have actual ideas and motivations that aren't selfish
These characters often have to be amped up to cartoonish levels of evil in order to try and make the audience root against them.
-Far more entertaining
-Far more believable as characters
-More sympathetic
-More heroic than the stale and downright evil protagonists/heroes
Typically you will see the writers project all the things they view as evil onto these characters in order to make a straw man to pit against their oh so perfect protagonists. However, this unintentionally causes these characters to be loved by the audience, for they are the only ones who
-Call out the protagonists' bullshit for what it is
-Have actual ideas and motivations that aren't selfish
These characters often have to be amped up to cartoonish levels of evil in order to try and make the audience root against them.
Rorschach from Watchmen, Tyler Durden from Fight Club, and Colonel Quaritch from Avatar are all examples of villains that suffer from the John Walker Effect.
by janh47 July 23, 2023
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