Senpai vlad is an amazing person. He is my senpai and also lives in a spaghetti castle. He is the best senpai!
by Min Yoongi Hand Simp April 1, 2021
Known as probably the largest human penis on the planet, Vlad's Dick is definetley not an easy task for any woman, only the brave can handle the gurth of such a gigantic and monumental schlong.
Person 1 : Damn, that guy Vlad has such a huge punisher
Person 2 : Well yeah, it's Vlad's Dick, it's got to be big.
Person 2 : Well yeah, it's Vlad's Dick, it's got to be big.
by Bartholomew Nigel Alberto November 29, 2020
Team Vlad (Vladimir Tod) is the team that supports The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod much more than Twilight. The members of this team do not have to hate or like any other team, meaning, they do not have to hate Twilight, as long as they like Vlad much more.
Twilight Fan: OMG! I'M ON TEAM EDWARD! I LOVE HIM!
Vladimir Fan: I'm on Team Vlad. I hate Twilight, The Chronicles of Vladimir is much better and has much more depth to its story.... Plus, we get 5 books! :P
Vladimir Fan: I'm on Team Vlad. I hate Twilight, The Chronicles of Vladimir is much better and has much more depth to its story.... Plus, we get 5 books! :P
by VladimirFan123 June 24, 2010
A VSS yielding serbian who jumped the border into the UK and then hung underneath a lorry who is still in hiding.
by PlasticBiscuit August 15, 2017
To pull a Vlad essentially means to totally own.
1. In video games, to pull a Vlad means to win by using an extreme amount of skill. So much skill that people's brains can't handle it and they die.
2. In school-related activities (tests, exams), to pull a Vlad means to get well over 100% (even if there's no bonus questions). In very rare occasions, marks of up to 327% have been recorded. Pulled a Vlad indeed!
3. In card games, pulling a Vlad means to utterly defeat the opponent(s) without even really trying.
1. In video games, to pull a Vlad means to win by using an extreme amount of skill. So much skill that people's brains can't handle it and they die.
2. In school-related activities (tests, exams), to pull a Vlad means to get well over 100% (even if there's no bonus questions). In very rare occasions, marks of up to 327% have been recorded. Pulled a Vlad indeed!
3. In card games, pulling a Vlad means to utterly defeat the opponent(s) without even really trying.
1. In a game of Starcraft, a young boy is playing against 7 players online:
Boy: Let's get it on.
10 minutes later....
Guy 1-7 are defeated before they even get any buildings up.
Boy: Well, I pulled a Vlad!
2. Guy 1: How'd you do on your exam?
Guy 2: Dude I got 221%!
Guy 1: Man you pulled a Vlad!
Guy 2: Indeed.
3. Guy 1: I play this card and you lose.
Guy 2: How the fuck? It's the second turn of the game!
Guy 1: Pulled a Vlad, bitch.
Boy: Let's get it on.
10 minutes later....
Guy 1-7 are defeated before they even get any buildings up.
Boy: Well, I pulled a Vlad!
2. Guy 1: How'd you do on your exam?
Guy 2: Dude I got 221%!
Guy 1: Man you pulled a Vlad!
Guy 2: Indeed.
3. Guy 1: I play this card and you lose.
Guy 2: How the fuck? It's the second turn of the game!
Guy 1: Pulled a Vlad, bitch.
by ArkaneDemon June 18, 2008
Vlad Spy is the biggest fucking noob on this planet. The idiot is 10 years old and living in romania.
Personaly beating the shit out of him would make a man better
Personaly beating the shit out of him would make a man better
there is not example for this monster of the night. He is the ultimate noob.
The Revolution in noobs.
If you see him on your forum...
Pray to god the eternal sun will destroy this whore of babylon..
The Revolution in noobs.
If you see him on your forum...
Pray to god the eternal sun will destroy this whore of babylon..
by Xan March 14, 2005
A person who is worshiped by Messianic Satanist as the incarnation or Avatar of Satan. He is thought to have been born sometime in the 1960's. He wrote a book called the Maldictus that explained his teachings. " Maldictus" means evil writing.
There are several versions of the Maldictus in all of them he is quoted as saying that sex is the most basic human right or one of the most basic human rights along with just a few others and that all other human rights come from there. And that any society or government that has laws that limit the expression of sex in all its forms is evil and repressive and that all true satanist should rebel against it. He taught that all people have a sacred right to sex no matter what there age and that laws against " Minors" having sex or adults having sex with "Minors" should not be obeyed and that young people should rebel against any family members who attempt to limit there sexual expression. And that it was for satanist to make all his teachings known to the world. That the God of the Bible is an evil imposter and that he had really created the world and meat for all people to have That if you are wronged never forgive and never forget. He is ofter thought by some to have been born into a satanic family and raised as a satanist.
There are other branches of Messianic satanism that expect other incarnations of satanism and often refer to those incarnations or Avatars as Vlad Demonicus.
There are several versions of the Maldictus in all of them he is quoted as saying that sex is the most basic human right or one of the most basic human rights along with just a few others and that all other human rights come from there. And that any society or government that has laws that limit the expression of sex in all its forms is evil and repressive and that all true satanist should rebel against it. He taught that all people have a sacred right to sex no matter what there age and that laws against " Minors" having sex or adults having sex with "Minors" should not be obeyed and that young people should rebel against any family members who attempt to limit there sexual expression. And that it was for satanist to make all his teachings known to the world. That the God of the Bible is an evil imposter and that he had really created the world and meat for all people to have That if you are wronged never forgive and never forget. He is ofter thought by some to have been born into a satanic family and raised as a satanist.
There are other branches of Messianic satanism that expect other incarnations of satanism and often refer to those incarnations or Avatars as Vlad Demonicus.
by judge dredd7 May 19, 2013