Vlad

Vlad means someone in jail who lets others fuck him in the ass. Same meaning as CWEL in Polish

You are a inbred vlad

Jestes vladem jebany

by Mrsuperstar November 7, 2023

Vlad

An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.

Vlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world.

by wsgvlad November 20, 2023

vlad

A person who is very self-centered, cares only about himself and his aesthetics and thinks that he's the best at everything. It's also person that lies a lot, a person that cannot be trusted or count on. He is always talk shit about you and trying to make you a bad person and ruin your reputation, such as.. making fake rumors about you, telling things that are true about you and much more.

Vlad "a bad person" (depends, only from my experience, i know there are some very nice people called vlad)

by EggToste March 13, 2024

Vlad

A person who says something about you while you are not in the chat

- Do you know what Vlad said while you were away?

- I don't know.
- Very bad things!

by Wolver1n3 April 2, 2024

Vlad

A person who doesn’t pull any female below 6’0 (while he is a solid 5’5). Friendly advice, stop going for them trees, Vlad.

Look at their height difference, he’s such a Vlad.

by TKYTheGoat100 January 16, 2025

Vlad Gejushin

Famous Russian literature hero. Born in 1745. Famous for his bravery and determination. Was a member of famous events such as “Pughachevsij bunt” , “October revolution” and “Battle of the Death Star”. Vlad was living a life of drifter, until he met “the queen of sauna”. He wasn’t about his intentions on her, but on December 2nd he made the most important decision of his life.

Person1: Did you see how John saved Emily yesterday?

Person2: Yeah. He was brave as Vlad Gejushin!

by MaxTheFisherman December 5, 2021

Vlad the Impaler

The real Dracula. Far from the cape-wearing bloodsucker, Vlad the Impaler was both a hero to the Romanians, helping to defeat the invading Turks, and at the same time a brutal monster (butchering people to prove a point, once again to the Turks). His favourite execution methods outside of impaling included getting boiled alive.

Vlad III "the Impaler" "Dracula" Tepes was a hero of the Romanian people.

Almost everyone else only knows Vlad the Impaler for the stakes.

by GalactaK May 1, 2020