Definitions by wsgvlad
Siam
An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Siam is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Siam in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Siam is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Siam wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls want him so bad.
Vlad
An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.
Siam
The male that is relaxed and calm and a ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth.
I'm Siam