Viola 

A wooden box that originated in the 16th century made to sound like a dying cat. Often times the cat can be removed from the box, leaving behind the skeleton of a violin.

Someone please stab that viola!

Viola by relievetheworldofviolas October 30, 2012

Viola 

An adolescent. Derived from Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, specifically from Malvolio's description of Viola in Act 1 Scene 5: "Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enough for a boy..."

"How old is your son?"
"Oh, he's a Viola."

Viola by Zach F September 3, 2007

Viola 

A lower pitch and a little larger than a violin.

Boy 1: Hey man I just got a viola it's pretty sick!

Boy 2: Can I hear it?

Boy 1: Sure here!

Boy 2: Wow that sounds pretty nice.

Viola by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 26, 2019

Viola 

A person that suffers of Best Pussy Disorder. BPD

Viola's pussy is unrivaled

Viola by 6michi November 25, 2021

Viola 

An instrument played by people who aren't any good at the violin and never will be.

There's a lot more violin concerti than Viola concerti because Violas aren't as good as violins.

Viola by Charlie March 26, 2005

viola 

n.- a coffin with the dead person on the outside

-Did you hear about the dyslexic mortician last week?
-Yea, i heard he made another violist

viola by Anonymous September 28, 2004

Viola 

A big violin, invented in order to make violins feel like they're any good.

Violin 1: Hey dude, you know what's the difference between a viola and a vacuum cleaner?
Violin 2: I don't, what is it?
Violin 1: You have to turn the vacuum cleaner ON before it can SUCK

Viola by PerMusicalShnookie August 13, 2015