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tonal whiplash
tonal whiplash by OctoChili July 31, 2021
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tonal value
Something having to do with a relative strength of color in comparison to we don't know what. Only used by big corporate douchebags attempting to sound intelligent instead of researching what the hell they are talking about. The symptoms of having this word used in your direction includes hair loss, vulgar outbursts and possible harsh sarcasm.
Example:
The ad's background needs to have half the tonal value of the logo. Also make every other word blink and make the logo bigger. Have this done by tonight.
Thanks,
Scum of the earth.
The ad's background needs to have half the tonal value of the logo. Also make every other word blink and make the logo bigger. Have this done by tonight.
Thanks,
Scum of the earth.
tonal value by re dm yse February 13, 2008
tonal value
Something having to do with a relative strength of color in comparison to we don't know what. Only used by big corporate douchebags attempting to sound intelligent instead of researching what the hell they are talking about. The symptoms of having this word used in your direction includes hair loss, vulgar out busters and possible harsh sarcasm.
The ad's background needs to have half the tonal value of the logo. Also make every other word blink and make the logo bigger. Have this done by tonight.
Thanks,
Scum of the earth.
Thanks,
Scum of the earth.
tonal value by re dm yse February 13, 2008
tonal whiplash
tonal whiplash by OctoChili July 31, 2021
Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert
A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.
Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert by aardvark adventurecon May 30, 2011
toalie
toalie by Iain mcewan December 5, 2007
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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