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" she's my best friend"
-keagan
'no viola don't touch me there!'
by O December 06, 2003
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A wannabe violin. Snuggled safely between the violin section and the cello section, violists know that their terrible playing will definitely be drowned out. In fact, you will NEVER hear violas on a digital recording because degital recording has become so advanced that all extraneous noise is eliminated. =)
How many viola players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They can't get that high!
by th3samiam September 14, 2006
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An instrument played by people who aren't any good at the violin and never will be.
There's a lot more violin concerti than Viola concerti because Violas aren't as good as violins.
by Charlie March 26, 2005
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An adolescent. Derived from Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, specifically from Malvolio's description of Viola in Act 1 Scene 5: "Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enough for a boy..."
"How old is your son?"
"Oh, he's a Viola."
by Zach F August 27, 2007
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A wooden box that originated in the 16th century made to sound like a dying cat. Often times the cat can be removed from the box, leaving behind the skeleton of a violin.
Someone please stab that viola!
by relievetheworldofviolas October 30, 2012
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n.- a coffin with the dead person on the outside
-Did you hear about the dyslexic mortician last week?
-Yea, i heard he made another violist
by Anonymous September 28, 2004
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The black sheep, adopted fat kid of the string family. Violins rule.
P1: What do you play?
P2: ...viola...
P1: Oh, ew.
P3: I play the violin.
P1: Make my babies.
by violinists_rule September 03, 2016
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