High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

by mjgriffin August 23, 2011

Vatican Goodbye

The act of cumming inside another person's butthole during sex.

Last night when I was finishing I gave Lisa a Vatican Goodbye right into her butthole.

by PopeLeoXIV July 21, 2025

Vatican blessing

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.

I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.

by Nitto October 17, 2017

Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.

John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.

by Christ's whore December 26, 2020

Vatican Syndrome

When a non-religious person visits a place of great Christian significance (such as The Vatican), and is so enchanted by the art and scenery that they consider becoming a born-again Christian.

“Seeing all of the statues, all of the artwork, I just feel like this place is *right*, you know?”

“Sounds like classic Vatican Syndrome to me.”

by Carnefice November 14, 2021

Vatican Venus Flytrap

A sexual act in which the female inserts a sharpener large enough for the male's shaft inside her vagina. Male then puts on a hat similar to the one Pope is wearing and optionally robes. Outside of the vagina is then slathered with honey after which the male proceeds to have coitus with the female and the sharpener inside her. For added pleasure slight rotation movement is suggested as well as grown pubes so it creates the best feeling with the honey

Oh boy I tried Vatican Venus Flytrap with my girl yesterday and my penile shaft hasn't been the same! I can't wait for the skin to heal to do it again with pubes this time!

by Vatican Attila January 29, 2025

vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017