Valentine's day 

A day in which Hallmark makes most of its money from stupid cards, stuffed animals and candy.

Women, on that day, are blinded by the fact that men don't give a crap about the holiday, and buy gifts for their wife/gf so they can get laid that night.

It is an example of how love has become nothing more than a materialistic steaming pile of horseshit

For singles, both men and women it is a day to not look forward to.

Guy 1:"Hey do u believe in Valentine's day?"

Guy 2:"Hell no, I just buy her stuff on that day so i can have sex with her"

Valentine's day by SithLord89 February 23, 2011

valentine's day 

a day when ugly people feel even more ugly and want to commit suicide.

See also LOVExx

ugly girl: hi, u wanna be my valentine?

guy: foook you, you're a fuckin munter!

*slits wrists*

valentine's day by munter February 14, 2004

valentine's day 

1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.

2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.

I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day because I'm going to a concert.

valentine's day by EnerJax February 1, 2004

Valentine's Day 

Reminding everyone that they're alone and miserable.

Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.

Valentine's Day by FlareKitsune February 1, 2010

valentine's day 

The only way to tax on love.

Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.

Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.

valentine's day by Sharpy69 February 18, 2007

valentine's day 

Another occasion to get flowers for your girlfriend but you still won't get laid.

I'm jackin off with and the calender says February 14th, it must be valentine's day!

valentine's day by altt February 1, 2004

valentine's day 

a corporate holiday made by our corupt government to boost our economy

all the people who stress over gettin valentines day flowers to someone who will throw them away in a week.

all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day

valentine's day by lilskjbaby February 13, 2004